How to irritate an athiest.

[loinburger]

1) Misspell "atheist"

24) Drink the last beer in the fridge.

25) ...and buy natural light to replace it.

Now granted that this would piss off most atheists, but I'd think that it would piss off theists too. Or is the author saying that theists drink crappy beer?

44) Accuse him of being an agnostic, since he isn't 100% positive that God does not exist.

In my experience, atheists are the ones most likely to use this one to piss off other atheists.

[Jon Miller]

This is obviously an atheist showing ways he think theists are foolish/stupid.

Of course, some of them show that the atheist isn't thinking clearly.

Jon Miller

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
This is obviously an atheist showing ways he think theists are foolish/stupid.

"people who go around arguing with atheists" /= "theists"

[Jon Miller]

true.. but look at the points...

Jon Miller

(edit:before I looked at it that is what I thought it was)

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by DaShi
See.

[loinburger]

Most of the people enrolled in the various universities I've attended were Christian, and all of those with whom I've had a serious* discussion about religion didn't use any of these arguments. However, every single Christian who has proselytized to me has used several of these arguments.

*Often there were large quantities of beer involved

[Jon Miller]

I can't talk religion when drunk, although that is a time when some of my atheist/agnostic/deist freinds would.

an example:

79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you're married.

JM

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you're married.

Go on, just admit it -- you're a c*** tease.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Jon Miller

79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you're married.

...with that other woman.

[Arrian]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Oops, they come in multiples

Evolutionists != atheists

153) Imply that all those who believe in evolution are atheists.



-Arrian

[Japher]

tell 'em Bush is an atheist

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Philosophically, yes.

This does not stop religious people from being scientists.

Which is how Catholics discovered the big bang theory.

[Japher]

I thought they discovered it by imprisoning Galeleleoeeoieao and running all the other scientists into hiding

[Stuie]

That's a pretty uninspired list.

How about something like:

- End every statement with "This is the word of the Lord", and then tell the atheist "Now you say 'Thanks be to God.'"

[Provost Harrison]

How to irritate an athiest.

By spelling it athiest not atheist