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    276) Post something inflammatory about him, wait for him to respond, then go back and either delete or edit your post so that it appears that the ateist is attacking you for no reason.
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    • #3
      You may not believe in God, but he believes in you.

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      • #4
        17) ...and call him "Dr. Hovind."
        And the person confuses atheists with evolutionists.
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #5
          3) Ask them to pray with you.
          My favourite response to this one is to agree, and start with "Hail Satan, our Lord and Master..."

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          • #6
            1) Ask them why they are bitter against God.
            "God cheated to win in a game of MP Civilization. "
            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Urban Ranger
              And the person confuses atheists with evolutionists.
              Something tells me you haven't actually read it.
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              • #8
                I think he was refering to Dr. Hovinid.

                Incidently,

                187) Sing.
                Is a pet peeve of mine.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand
                  276) Post something inflammatory about him, wait for him to respond, then go back and either delete or edit your post so that it appears that the ateist is attacking you for no reason.
                  Me and joncha had a little exchange going along similar lines in a thread over on Eventis. The results were pretty funny.

                  Originally posted by joncha
                  I agree.
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    Oops, they come in multiples

                    13) Use the Second Law of Thermodynamics to disprove evolution.
                    Evolutionists != atheists
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                      Oops, they come in multiples



                      Evolutionists != atheists
                      A while ago you were trying to tell me that science and religion were mutually exclusive...

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                      • #12
                        Please don't go back there!

                        Anyway, the best way to irritate them is to point out that the only reason they pick on theists about God is because they can't pick on anyone about anything else. It's the lowest form of debate.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tim_Augustus
                          A while ago you were trying to tell me that science and religion were mutually exclusive...
                          Philosophically, yes.

                          This does not stop religious people from being scientists.
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DaShi
                            Anyway, the best way to irritate them is to point out that the only reason they pick on theists about God is because they can't pick on anyone about anything else. It's the lowest form of debate.
                            A remarkable display of ignorance.
                            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                            • #15
                              See.
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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