How easily can you get a date with a woman (or man)?

[MRT144]

provost, its an investment. you take a girl to a movie, to a ballgame, buy her fried chicken, and after about 3 weeks of this youre in the backseat of her car naked and thrusting. and if you want to put a price on that i can safely say that it was in the 150 dollar range total for all the dates thus far.

[Provost Harrison]

I didn't really mean things which are involved in the dating itself - those things are a pretty trivial cost. I meant longer term stuff. Chances are I earn a considerable amount more than an 18 year old plus I have a place of my own. I'll let you put the rest together...

[Dauphin]

"Pay for sex, it's cheaper in the long run"

[Playful]

Just DONT try the stupid one-liners!

'You must wash your jeans in windex cuz I can see myself in them'

[Provost Harrison]

Transvestite chat-up lines

[MRT144]

"DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!"

[Winston]

"Damn, those pants of yours are really tight. It's like they're mumbling to themselves."

"Mumbling??"

"Yeah, you can't really hear anything, but you can clearly see the lips moving."

[Playful]

"Hi my name is ___ Remember cuz you will be screaming it in passion later"

[Provost Harrison]

These are surefire recipes for slapping

[Playful]

*wets finger and runs it down the front of his/her shirt*
Here let me help you out of these wet clothes.

[Gibsie]

"Me and thee are going to have to have drinkies at some point...I can get to Paris more easily than I can get to my home city"

Well done PH- but I think Dis was more wondering if you'd be able to ask a woman out on a date in real life, not a Frenchman on Apolyton

Costs of women... hmm... last night I took my girfriend to an upmarket burger place (Nearly £20 for two burgers and drinks? Didn't even include fries!) then to a movie, and she didn't even have student ID, so that was another £15. Worth it when you get home though

[Lawrence of Arabia]

spiff comment ça ce fait? les françaises aiment baiser.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Gibsie
"Me and thee are going to have to have drinkies at some point...I can get to Paris more easily than I can get to my home city"

Well done PH- but I think Dis was more wondering if you'd be able to ask a woman out on a date in real life, not a Frenchman on Apolyton

Costs of women... hmm... last night I took my girfriend to an upmarket burger place (Nearly £20 for two burgers and drinks? Didn't even include fries!) then to a movie, and she didn't even have student ID, so that was another £15. Worth it when you get home though

hell, worth it just to see her light up when you surprise her after work and whisk her away to dinner and a movie.

[Playful]

Originally posted by Gibsie


Well done PH- but I think Dis was more wondering if you'd be able to ask a woman out on a date in real life, not a Frenchman on Apolyton

Ok Sure, I could ask a guy out if I was single. There's no guarantee he would accept but hey, thats part of the rush, seeing if he would accept! (Just tip my head down a lil bit and look up at him thru my eyelashes and bat them a few times and give him a sweet shy smile)



Im so glad Im not on the dating scene anymore.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
spiff comment ça ce fait? les françaises aiment baiser.

Because I suck. Duh.
Besides, French girls sure love to have sex, but not many of them are promiscuous. Most girls want to find Mr One, and many are able to wait before accepting sex. However, once they do accept, they offer a good time.