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  • #166
    Re: Brits Turn Toilets for Muslim Prisoners

    Originally posted by Caligastia
    I understand that in their native lands the buckets are omnidirectional.
    I'm no expert of the Muslim world, but the traditional toilets I've seen in Mali are not omnidirectional.
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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    • #167


      How about installing a universal joint at the base of each one? Or...something like the base that a sit-and-spin sits on.

      Toilet time can be such fun! (who knew!)

      -=Vel=-
      The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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      • #168
        Originally posted by Velociryx
        Morale had been dropping in jail, because they had to face Mecca while taking a dump?
        Not taking a dump, but taking every dump. Have you ever taken a dump sideways? It's a ****ing pain in the arse. What about taking all dumps sideways?
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #169
          Well, that hotel they're staying in....it ain't exactly the Ritz. (nor was it designed to be, I'll wager)

          *shrug* At the end of the day, I don't much care WHAT they do. Main reason I came here was because the whole "serious debate" aspect of the thing was hysterical (well, no, that's not true, the reason I came in initially was the sheer stupidity of it all, and the reason I stayed was because of how rediculous the people trying to turn it serious. I mean, with phrases like:

          Hopefully some poor soul will be inspired to improve his life by following some of the better moral lessons contained in Islam, and by shifting the toilet seats we will help him embrace his new belief system.

          How can you stay away from that? That's....sig material.

          -=Vel=-
          The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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          • #170
            Originally posted by Velociryx
            Hopefully some poor soul will be inspired to improve his life by following some of the better moral lessons contained in Islam, and by shifting the toilet seats we will help him embrace his new belief system.

            How can you stay away from that? That's....sig material.
            It was also a surrealistic response to Cali's surrealistic point.
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #171
              Yeah well, they took my sarcastic post seriously, and I'm not in a particularly charitable mood. This makes us even.

              -=Vel=-
              The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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              • #172
                How about the toilets in Mecca itself? Which way are they pointed, up!?

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                • #173


                  Winston, you do know you're gonna burn in hell for that, right?
                  The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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                  • #174
                    Indeed, I agree that this thread absolutely rocks
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #175
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      How about the toilets in Mecca itself? Which way are they pointed, up!?
                      In a direction perpendicular to that of the black rock. Duh.

                      I suppose there are no toilets within the dark rock. If there is, then I guess it's only open to heathens.
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #176
                        Indeed, I agree that this thread absolutely rocks

                        Yes yes! I was slow to see it, but I came around. BEST....THREAD....EVER!

                        -=Vel=-
                        The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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                        • #177
                          If "black rock" ever becomes a concern in this particular context, they should see a doctor. And get ready to assume the familiar carpet position.

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                          • #178
                            Originally posted by Spiffor

                            In a direction perpendicular to that of the black rock. Duh.

                            I suppose there are no toilets within the dark rock. If there is, then I guess it's only open to heathens.
                            I've always wondered whether they have Borg inside that cube of theirs
                            Speaking of Erith:

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                            • #179
                              Shhhh!
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #180
                                Originally posted by Caligastia


                                No, there isn't. That's why they call it punishment.
                                Denying muslims the ability to sit on a toilet like normal people is slightly cruel and most certainly unusual.
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