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New Zealand will be invaded by China.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Will they kill us all? Enslave us?
Would it be wise for me to migrate too North America?Comment
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Yes, yes, and no.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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On a side note, chegitz. The quote you give ( "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for Florida." ) when googled seems to be a quote from Miriam A. Ferguson (Texas governor in the 20s) that turned into an urban legend, because I found it attributed to "an Arkansas congressman to the Joint National Committee on Language", "a Texas congressman who was not joking when he said, in rejecting calls for the use of Spanish in local schools", or "during a school board in Tennessee debating about whether or not to introduce the study of foreign languages into the high school curriculum."
That, or there are even more demented Americans than I imagined."The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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NMLast edited by lord of the mark; April 24, 2006, 12:28."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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