Imran and Slowwhand's World Cup Excellent Adventure

[MrFun]

funny sh!t in this thread

[Imran Siddiqui]

INTERMISSION

"Welcome to the taaaalk show of the story!! And now, your host... BIG GAY MRFUN!!"

*crowd goes wild*

MrFun steps from behind the curtain wearing a crushed velvet suit in pink with "BACKDOOR" written on the back in gold thread.

*Crowd: MRFUN, MRFUN!*

MrFun waves the cheering down.

"Oooh.. thank you dearies! I'm so happy to be here! I'm so gay today!"

*Crowd: HOW GAY ARE YOU?!"

"FLAMING!"

*Crowd in wild laughter*

"Hehe... oh thank you. Well, the story is going well. Imran and Slowwhand (what a BUTT) are traveling to Washington it seems. I've made a number of cameos... "

*Crowd applauds*

"Oooh... you'll emBARE-ASS me!"

*Crowd erupts in laughter*

"Hehe... well, as Imran and Sloww drive to Washington, let's bring on our first guest! The one and only BeBro!!"

*Crowd cheers wildly*

BeBro: Vhat? Vhat is going on here?

MrFun: Oh, darling. Thank you for 'coming'.

*Bell: DING!
Crowd: Applause*

MrFun: Oh dear! Well, you are the Minister for Invading France?

BeBro looks around nervously.

BeBro: I have no idea vhat you are talking about!

MrFun: Oooh.. it's ok dear. We all know.

BeBro: You all? ALL OV YOU?

MrFun: Oh yes.

BeBro: Drat! Must change plan!

MrFun: Oh no, Spiffor doesn't know. He isn't even here. We've enticed him with wine and cheese.

*Cue to Spiffor gourging on a spread of cheese and wine in a locked room. Suddenly Spiffor sips a CALIFORNIA wine and starts throwing stuff and looking very upset... Kongish actually*

MrFun: Oh dear... well, at least he can't hear us!

BeBro: Whew! I vas concerned!

MrFun: Oh, don't worry! Now what is your secret plan?

BeBro: My... plan?

MrFun: Sure, dear. I understand you are nervous... we brought you German porn (its even too sick for me!) and beer.

BeBro's eyes widen!

BeBro: I vill tell you everything!! Here it is......

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Meanwhile in Germany..

Ecthy: ****. I knew we shouldn't have hired that idiot.

END INTERMISSION

[Frozzy]

Meanwhile, in Moscow...

Generic Russian Crony #1: General! The Germans are making noises again about invading France!

Gen. Serb: How did you come across this information?!

Generic Russian Crony #1: The usual channels

Gen. Serb: Yes, American homosexual television networks have been of particular use to us in recent years... And to think, General Saras thought that we would lose all connections after Dan Rather left... well we showed him!

Generic Russian Crony #2: Vladimir joncha has requested that we sign a pact to divide the Baltic states between us and Germany... and THEN we can stab Germany in the back and claim what is ours!

Gen. Serb: Go to joncha, and tell him this is a wonderful suggestion. I will arrange a meeting between him and Etchy in the morning. What a wonderful scheme...

[MrFun]

[SlowwHand]

No way I'm not saving this imagination. Y'all are a trip.

[BeBMan]

Let's see how this will develop

[Imran Siddiqui]

10 Years Later...

No, wait... it only felt like 10 years later.

Sloww: ... and then the high school football team went 4-12, but it was a strong 4 win season! I scored half a touchdown and...

Imran: (mutter) I can kill him and leave him on the side of the road and no one will ever know...

Sloww: What was that?

Imran: Er... um... nothing. Hey, is that Chicago?!

Sloww: Yeah, it does look it!

Imran: (under his breath) Whew.. nice save, Imran!

Sloww: I heard everything..

Imran:

At that awkward pause, a man carrying a bong was running away from Mingapulco cops. He was yelling at the top of his lungs and saying "PWNED!!" every 5 seconds.

Imran: Ah, that must be Sava.

Sloww: He's in the story too?

Imran: No, not until later... in the chapter dealing with MrFun's sex life.

Sloww:

Imran: No, the important person is the last guy falling behind the other Mingapulco cops. The one that is fading in and out... you can hardly see him...

Sloww: MLeonard?

Imran: Good eye, Sloww! Yes, MLeonard. We need to steal his moderator pass (which hasn't been shut off according to my intelligence network...

Sloww: If anyone needs an intelligence network...

Imran: Not now, Sloww. I have to reveal part of THE BIG PLAN (TM).

Sloww: Oooooh. What is it?

Imran: Now I'm not telling you.

Sloww: Oh, come on! Don't be a *****.

Imran: No, you wouldn't let me finish!

Sloww: Loser.

Imran: Redneck.

Sloww: What were we doing again?

Imran: Just get MLeonard.

Sloww: Where did he go?

Imran: Crap, did he fade out again?

[Imran Siddiqui]

I deem thee lazy bastards!

Get to writing again!

[Lonestar]

I'll go.

[Lonestar]

DanS: That Damn Pakistani Mets Fan and Texan have sucessfully escaped with my package! How did this happen?

Mike: Sir, it seems that, in using a Zombie for the pilot, the Zombie headed for the nearest "Berlin" rather than Berlin Germany.

DanS:So you're saying I shouldn't have aquired Faded Glory on eBay and reanimated his corpse to use as a cheap pilot?

Mike: Plus, you only fed him the Brains of communists and socialists, so his brain matter was much lower than normal for a zombie.


DanS:The Crafty Pakistani and Texan used the confusion to escape. Clearly, they must have looked at the Package and realised the horror that it contains.

Mike: Do you think they will go to the authorities, Sir?

DanS: We should be so lucky. You know as well as I do that the American Government is really run by a Cabal of MegaCorporations. It would be child's play to find them then. No...my last satillite report indicated they were in Chicago. We will have to deal with them quickly, no matter how public it may seem. The evidence must be Destroyed. Shep?

*The faint glow of a cigar came from the shadows*

Shep:Jawohl Corporate Fuhrer?

DanS: Handle it.

Shep: In St. LeMay's name, it will be done.

*From hidden locations, 1,300 B-29s lift off. They are over Chicago within the hour. The Bomb doors open.*

Slow: Hey, what's this falling from the sky? Ball caps? Dagnubbit, more Yankee ball caps!

Imran: *picks up one of the ball caps* I told you, I'm a Mets fan. *starts sweating, and looking sickly*

Slow: No, no..they really are Yankee ballcaps, see?

Imran: Oh God! *throws down the ball capt, skin is burning* Oh God it hurts!

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I deem thee lazy bastards!

Get to writing again!

I posted!

But then everyone ignored my storyline.

[Imran Siddiqui]

That's only because we all have you on ignore

[OzzyKP]

[Playful]

Shameless *BUMP* I'm dying to find out what happens next

[Harry Tuttle]

Awesome thread! You guys should write comedies.