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  • Plague!!!!

    L.A. is reporting it's first case of Bubonic Plague since 1984, CNN.com is reporting.

    I'm not exactly shocked. The Plauge is caused by flea bites off of infected rats, and, following last Spring's heavy rains, there's been an plague of rats in the city.

    My house backs onto a park which has high grass. Months ago, every house on the block was invaded by the vile rodents, even tho we have a very nice neighborhood. It took us months to kill them off. I've been told that these rats really love moisture, and that they've had a population explosure because of last Spring's heavy rains.

    So now we get the Plague. Terrific.

  • #2
    Hahaha, Ring around the Rosey, pockets full of posey's, we ALL FALL DOWN!!!
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    • #3
      Plague, shmague. Should be easily treatable.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        It is, with antibiotics.

        --But if it isn't treated, it morphs into pneumonic plauge, which is contageous.

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        • #5
          Your forefathers could handle it in the 1300s, so can you.
          Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kassiopeia
            Your forefathers could handle it in the 1300s, so can you.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              This could be just what the overpopulated city needs!

              Buck up, little camper!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by GhengisFarb
                This could be just what the overpopulated city needs!

                Buck up, little camper!
                That's a good point, might help with the power grid problems.
                "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                • #9
                  Maybe I can call in sick: "Zkribbler won't be in today. He has the Plague."

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                  • #10
                    "@#@$@# If it ain't the power grid, its the plague.

                    Darn our Governor. Some of us can't take this kinda abuse."
                    Last edited by GhengisFarbâ„¢; April 19, 2006, 23:37.

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                    • #11
                      Need. More. Cats.
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Plague!!!!

                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        L.A. is reporting it's first case of Bubonic Plague since 1984
                        "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                        "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                        2004 Presidential Candidate
                        2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                        • #13
                          No, cats are lousy ratters. Need. More. Terriers.

                          I love terriers.
                          The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                          And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                          Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                          Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                          • #14
                            Actually, I think a better solution would be less LAs
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15


                              [Zkribbler scratches Japher off his Christmas card list.]

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