"Give me your money, or I'll kill you"

[Dis]

had some punks doing a crime spree in my city. I admit, crime like this scares me. Because it's just basically random crime. young punks who have nothing in life and nothing to do but to attempt to kill people.

http://www.local6.com/news/8821209/detail.html

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Apr-18-Tue-2006/news/6914050.html

[Thorn]

If they kill me I come back to life and steal their souls, they'd be sorry...... so no I'm not afraid of punk ass killers.....

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by Pekka
Man, that would totally suck, to be shot by an 18 year old teenager with a gun, trying to play games and get yout 50 bucks.

I mean, I'd be so pissed off if they shot me for that. And then I'd be dead so I couldn't be pissed off so that would even enrage me more. I'd have to come back from the dead and kill and maim then. Just after I raped them. Even though I'm heterosexual.

Living having sex with dead is necrofilia... But what would one call dead having sex with the living?

[Thorn]

I've done that before lol.

[Apocalypse]

You went to Catholic? They are really mean to their student newspaper. You should use your alumnus powers to fix that.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun


Living having sex with dead is necrofilia... But what would one call dead having sex with the living?

It's called a sucubus or something like that.

[Thorn]

Karl the dead gay Nazi ghost is not a Succubus, shame on you Dr. Strangelove!!!!

[Seeker]

this is why we need more Gurkhas...

[Combat Ingrid]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Living having sex with dead is necrofilia... But what would one call dead having sex with the living?

Vivophilia?

[Gatekeeper]

Originally posted by Patroklos
The absurdity of the media's understanding of firearm nomenclature (and their knack for arbitrarily making it up as they go along) is astounding.

Tell you what, Patroklos, how about you call the media outlet that published this story and ask for the reporter (or his/her editor) in order to find out how s/he got the term "assault pistol." That way, you'd get an answer and wouldn't have to assume anything WRT said journalist's intelligence quotient.

Gatekeeper

[Frozzy]

Hm. I wonder what would have happened if the guy simply said "no".

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Gatekeeper


Tell you what, Patroklos, how about you call the media outlet that published this story and ask for the reporter (or his/her editor) in order to find out how s/he got the term "assault pistol." That way, you'd get an answer and wouldn't have to assume anything WRT said journalist's intelligence quotient.

Gatekeeper

Indeed.

Exact definitions vary, but an assault weapon is most frequently defined as a semi-automatic rifle, shotgun, or pistol with a combination of any or all the following characteristics:

* A detachable magazine holding more than 10 rounds. This is often called a "large" or "high" capacity magazine in legislation even if the firearm was originally designed to operate with a normal capacity magazine of such size;
* Military-style appearance, including semi-automatic replicas of military fully-automatic assault rifles;
* A folding or telescoping stock;
* A grenade launcher, either M203 or rifle grenade types;
* On rifles and shotguns, those with pistol-type grips;
* A bayonet mount;
* Threaded barrel capable of accepting a flash suppressor or sound suppressor (also known as a silencer);
* Weapons that include a barrel shroud or other covering that permits the shooter to hold the firearm with the non-trigger hand without being burned;
* On pistols, those on which the magazine attaches outside of the pistol grip;
* A forward pistol grip;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_weapon

[Jon Miller]

They used assault pistols often in WW2.

JM

[Sikander]

Originally posted by MRT144
a $2200 chain? lmao

I'm surprised the dude didn't O.G.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Gatekeeper


Tell you what, Patroklos, how about you call the media outlet that published this story and ask for the reporter (or his/her editor) in order to find out how s/he got the term "assault pistol." That way, you'd get an answer and wouldn't have to assume anything WRT said journalist's intelligence quotient.

Gatekeeper

Oh there's no secret about it, Assault Pistol sounds so much sexier and dangerous than the proper term - semiautomatic pistol that neither journalist nor police spokesman can resist using it. It is probably a Tec-9 or some similar garbage, significantly less effective a weapon than what the cops carry in their holsters.