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  • #31
    I get looooooooooong ass threads, I don't know why... I thought everybody thinks like me, what's going on?!
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    • #32
      Thorn
      you are crazy
      Monkey!!!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Kaak
        I still contend that it has as much to do with the post/view ratio as the length...
        that's not what she said.

        couldn't resist.

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        • #34
          a high PV shows that the post compels people who view it to post for one reason or another. If you check threads, most hover around 11-12%.
          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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          • #35
            Dis, Quantity over quality??
            "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

            "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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            • #36
              I generally post in most threads I view
              whether I read them or not
              Monkey!!!

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              • #37
                , and I thought I was bad at spamming.

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                • #38
                  you are
                  don't sell yourself short
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Keys to a Successful Thread

                    1. Must have pictures of Monica Belluci
                    2. Must have a post in it by Ted Striker informing everyone that he would "Hit it"
                    3. Must have Sloww calling someone a "jackass" in it, or random lyrics
                    4. Must have a picture of Sophie or other young polytubby
                    5. Must have a post in it by Ted Striker informing everyone the he would... nm
                    6. Must not contain the word "nazi"
                    7. Must have atleast 2 warnings by Ming, 1 troll by Urban Ranger, and 1 post by Joncha with either the word "yarr" or "woo" in it
                    8. Mr. g cannot have posted in it
                    9. Mention of Chuck Norris automatically escalates thread to Awesomeness... unless, of course, it contains the word "nazi"
                    10. If facts are presented as a basis for any argument, the following post must contain the smiley
                    11. The thread cannot be started by Pekka
                    12. If it's a religious discussion, and Ben Kenobi hasn't posted, your troll was a failure
                    13. I can't think of anything for this spot
                    14. Must have at least one successful troll, threadkill, flame, and threadjack
                    15. If Zylka posts in it, your thread sucks
                    16. If Mexican is mentioned, MtG must appear

                    I'm sure there's more
                    DON'T GET IT TWISTED!
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #40
                      You could always have me have an arguement with my demon Madrigal on a thread, course I dunno how that would work cause I think that Apolyton blooks internet access from www.hell.com ISP
                      "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                      • #41
                        It's things like this that are making it difficult for you to get a girlfriend
                        "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                        "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                        • #42
                          What makes it difficult for me get to get GirlFriend?

                          JM
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Kaak
                            It's things like this that are making it difficult for you to get a girlfriend
                            I just got to find one thats into that demon stuff......... but I live in the Bible Belt, hmm.......... better find some kind of rebel girl against her faithful parents or something......
                            "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                            • #44
                              JM: studdering?? ;P

                              Originally posted by Jon Miller
                              What makes it difficult for me get to get GirlFriend?

                              JM
                              "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                              "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                              • #45
                                That reminds me of the first time I asked a girl out

                                JM
                                Jon Miller-
                                I AM.CANADIAN
                                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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