You're in a nightclub in Cancun, watching nubile, young women rip their shirts open in a wet-tshirt contest, and you're thinking, "What would their father's think?"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Tags: None
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You're in a nightclub in Cancun, watching nubile young women rip their shirts open in a wet-tshirt contest, and you're thinking, "Good riddance, those shirts didn't go with their sandals anyway."The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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Originally posted by DRoseDARs
You Know You're Getting Gay When...
You're in a nightclub in Cancun, watching nubile young women rip their shirts open in a wet-tshirt contest, and you're thinking, "Good riddance, those shirts didn't go with their sandals anyway."
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln
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You know you're old when you're in cancun watching young women in wet t-shirt contest and you realize the winner is your daughter.
And she has bigger boobs than your wife.In da butt.
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No one has bigger boobs than my wife.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Exactly what did you do with those young women after that glitch ?With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg
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You know you are getting old when you actually buy albums.Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When . . .
Originally posted by chegitz guevara
"What would their father's think?"
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Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Scolded them, probably.
Nah, he must have made some "hands-on" inspection to descide that their boobs was lesser than the wifiesWith or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg
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