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  • Die, Americans, die!

    CNN carried a story this morning, saying:

    Heart disease is the No. 1 killer of Americans, both male and female. Four preventive measures have been proven and are well known. However, only 4% of Americans follow them. They are:

    (1) Eat healthy
    (2) Exercise
    (3) Keep your weight down
    (4) Don't smoke

    Only 4%! I'm not among them.

    (1) Eat healthy I usually do.
    (2) Exercise I don't.
    (3) Keep your weight down In the past few weeks, I've lost over 20 pounds, and will be losing almost another 20.
    (4) Don't smoke I don't.

    (PS: Hi, Ming. Like the title of this thread? )

  • #2
    we're all going to die from something
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Japher
      we're all going to die from something
      Some sooner than later.

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      • #4
        Some will live through their time healthier than others, too.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zkribbler


          Some sooner than later.
          Wrong. If you follow those four guidelines you won't live longer, it just feels longer.
          Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
          And notifying the next of kin
          Once again...

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          • #6
            Hueij is filling out the parrot role for tonight.

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            • #7
              I am? did I miss something?
              Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
              And notifying the next of kin
              Once again...

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              • #8
                Re: Die, Americans, die!

                Or, as some would say, The Amerikaner, the.

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: Die, Americans, die!

                  Originally posted by Winston
                  Or, as some would say, The Amerikaner, the.
                  That would be der Amerikaner.
                  Lime roots and treachery!
                  "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for the bolding, OTBOT
                    Lime roots and treachery!
                    "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                    • #11
                      Nope. It was meant as another way of confusing two main languages.

                      Remember when Sideshow Bob explained to the jury how his T-shirt(?) simply read "The Bart, the" in German?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Winston
                        Nope. It was meant as another way of confusing two main languages.

                        Remember when Sideshow Bob explained to the jury how his T-shirt(?) simply read "The Bart, the" in German?
                        Well, for all I know, "Bart" is feminine.
                        Lime roots and treachery!
                        "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hueij

                          Wrong. If you follow those four guidelines you won't live longer, it just feels longer.
                          If you follow them, you will feel healthier. I do all except excercise, and I plan on doing that too when this current job actually starts paying me.
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • #14
                            When I'm 70, they have already invented medical methods for making new vains and stuff like that, so I'm not worried. SPEND SPEND SPEND!
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              you sure you will live to see 70?

                              if I don't spend some effort to take care of myself, I bet I wouldn't see 30

                              JM
                              Jon Miller-
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