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  • #31


    On the Red Mile, for those not familiar:
    In late May 2004, a strange phenomenon took place on the streets of Calgary which the media nicknamed ‘The Red Mile’. It had to do with our favourite pastime, hockey, and our local team, the Calgary Flames.

    I remember watching those Flames skating faster and hitting harder than their opponents, all the time. They simply wanted it more. And the city, eight years removed from playoff hockey, was quickly swept up by the energy of their blue-collar, underdog, overachieving team.

    It all started against the Vancouver Canucks. Brash and overconfident, they looked to walk over the Flames, but we triumphed in a grueling seven game series. The city began to buzz; every pub in town was full, especially those on 17th Avenue.

    At first ‘the Mile’ was just an endless parade of cars with Flaming C flags driving up and down street until the late hours of the night. But then the Flames started beating the heavily favoured Stanley Cup champion Detroit Red Wings, and the dam burst. Frantically elated fans poured onto the street. Tens of thousands of people started filling up 17th Avenue from one end to the other, creating a truly spontaneous block party. Everyone was drinking, cheering and, yes, taking their clothes off.

    On that note, I’ve asked some of my women friends, but it’s still unclear to me why so many women decided to ‘flash’ the Mile. Could it be the coercive pressure of a massive group dynamic? The liberation of a gender exhausted by the intense expectations of living in a conservative environment? Or is it that drunk girls like to get naked? Some questions are probably better left as suppositions.

    Over those glorious few weeks the Red Mile was an evolving phenomenon. What began as spontaneous celebratory debauchery did teeter on becoming an absolute riot. Some nights a dangerous energy circulated through the crowd, and shopkeepers and residents were faced with the negative effects of litter, noise and sometimes violence. But thankfully, the fans never turned into a mob. Towards the end, the Mile even became an opportunity for young and old, families and frat houses alike to share in communal celebration.

    It’s now the fall of 2005 and after a lockout that ended an entire season, we’re back to playing hockey. With the return of those spring heroes like star winger Jarome Iginla and goalie Mikka Kiprusoff we look primed to pick up where we left off. But will the Red Mile ever happen again? Only time, and presumably a return trip to the playoffs, will tell.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #32
      Listen man, they won't do anything. If the same amount goes out like last time? What can they do? Nothing. Maybe they put few people to jail for the night but that's it.

      If they really start playing police state on your ass, man, that's just counter productive and maybe a good riot would be in order. I'd join that one. We must fight against the enemies of fun. Because that's what you all deserve, to have fun if there's a good reason and when there is one ??? Man.. this just won't play.

      If I win the lottery and Flames play in the finals, I'll fly my ass there to support march the red mile. I'll be the international martyr.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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      • #33
        You are truly a SuperCitizen.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #34
          Come on asher!

          If C = A and B, A and B must be a fact for C to be a fact. Since conditionals cannot be facts, and B is a conditional, C cannot be fact. Gah!!!
          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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          • #35
            I identified it as FACT, and thus it is FACT.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #36
              Yeah read the article.. I mean it says there were no real trouble! There was 'negative electricity' that amounted to.. nothing. Well it says it amounted to "the Mile even became an opportunity for young and old, families and frat houses alike to share in communal celebration"..

              NOT THE FAMILIES, OLD AND YOUNG?!?! IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN NOW? OMG what do we do NOW?!??

              Just a small group of people can do this to you, no way.. no way... peopel have been killed for less.

              Spontaneous fun? That's even worse! That means they were genuinely happy and celebrating. AARGH my brain is melting!
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #37
                Asher likes politicians to be hung.



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                • #38
                  Now what Apoc just posted should be a crime.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #39
                    They can deny you from going out in public places... they must at least offer you a realistic option for a place to do this that is not too far off... inform bars so they can come and set up stations to sell drink and play music and stuff. That's the least they can do.

                    Since they have not even proposed that, they are basically saying to you that you need to stay home, watch the game quietly and go to sleep afterwards. That's unacceptable.

                    You should quickly start gathering masses using the internet. Make some 'Support the Red Mile' banners or something, take it up to the man and stick it!
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      You should quickly start gathering masses using the internet. Make some 'Support the Red Mile' banners or something, take it up to the man and stick it!
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                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #41
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #42
                          At first I was wondering where the Quebec flag was, then I noticed it tucked in behind the lettering.

                          I knew there was no way they missed out on that one...
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            I made that image myself. I am an artist.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #44
                              You're like Salvador Dali
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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                              • #45
                                it should be "hanged"

                                learn english

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