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  • FACT: All politicians are prudes and should be hung

    For this is treason.



    "Red-Mile" Could Soon Become "Dead-Mile"
    April 10,2006 | 9:15 pm

    If you take a walk down 17th Avenue, you'll see a lot of bars are gearing up for the 2006 version of the Red Mile. Signs are up, Flames logos are everywhere and many are calling it the 'return to red.'

    But the city says the party's over and there will not be a Red Mile this year, or ever again. The city is issuing a message - they'll be getting tough on party-goers and they'll have a zero-tolerance policy in place any time the Flames take this ice for this year's playoffs.

    They say there will be no more drunken crowds allowed on 17th Avenue, from Macleod Trail all the way to 8th Street southwest. The crackdown is also designed to put a stop to the types of assaults, vandalism and public mischief that happened during the Flames playoff run in 2004.

    The Calgary Fire Department, E-M-S, and city by-law officers will join Calgary Police in patrolling the now infamous stretch of road ner the city's downtown core. Officers will be on foot, on bike and will also patrol the skies by helicopter to make sure revellers are kept in line.

    Police also say they will not tolerate any sort of public nudity. Any woman caught lifting her top and exposing her breasts will be immediately escorted away from the area and dealt with accordingly.

    All of this comes in response to resident complaints that the partying became way too noisy and got out of hand. Some residents and store owners complained of property damage and vandalism.

    Other Calgarians say there's no way they'll be kept from taking part in a big party, come playoff time.

    Police say the party's over
    'I'll be deemed the Grinch who stole the Red Mile'

    By MICHAEL PLATT, CALGARY SUN

    Cops are calling on hockey fans to stay away from the Red Mile this year, scene of wild parties during the last playoff run. (SUN file)

    The Red Mile is dead and hockey fans should just stay away from 17 Ave. S.W., says the cop leading Calgary's zero-tolerance clampdown on playoff partying.

    Deputy police chief Dale Burn said there will be no Red Mile on his watch, and officers will swarm the area, both in uniform and undercover, to charge anyone caught breaking the law.

    That includes public nudity, drinking and jaywalking.

    "I fully expect that I'll be deemed the Grinch Who Stole the Red Mile, but I feel a lot safer doing that than allowing it to happen and having some innocent citizen severely injured," said Burn.

    "My recommendation would be that Calgarians celebrate the Flames, cheer them on, but do it from your living rooms, or go to your neighbourhood pubs and restaurants and avoid the 17th Avenue area."

    Burns said he will do his best to ensure the Red Mile remains a memory from 2004.

    "That was a one-off, one-time situation, that I think we can all look back on and remember fondly: In 2004 we had the Red Mile -- I don't believe we can stand back and allow that to happen this year and put the citizens of Calgary at that kind of risk," Burn said.

    Burn's crowd-control plan, which starts tonight during the Flames' home-stand against Anaheim, includes reducing 17 Ave. traffic to one way, and closing part of 5 St. S.W.

    Women who try to revive the notorious breast-flashing that marked the Flames last playoff run in 2004, will find their efforts come at a price, said Burns.

    "We don't want to go in there and create a riot, but we will have numerous undercover officers in and amongst the crowd," he said.

    "When it's prudent to do so, they'll move in and escort the party out of that crowd and lay the appropriate charges."

    Ald. Madeleine King said Calgary doesn't want to gain a reputation as a party town. "We could be welcoming people from all over the world who want to come here just in order to get totally drunk," said King. "I don't think that's what we want for this city."
    Holy ass*****, batman.

    Looks like they're having fun! We best stop this!


    At least the Mayor is saying the cops and King are being stupid.

    Here's an image of Madeleine King:


    Commentary: if you buy a place to live on or near 17th Ave downtown, you have no right whatsoever to file noise complaints.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    RIP.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      Bill Clinton gets a hummer in the oval office, and he's a prude?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        I don't see him calling out the police for this fascist behavior.

        Therefore, he is a prude. Everyone is unless they call BS on this.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          B.S.!
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Damn straight.

            Next thing you know they'll be banning mosh pits, clubs, bars (sometimes there are bar fights!). We should replace all concert halls, clubs, and bars with used book stores so Mrs. King and her cronies are satisfied.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Wow. What's wrong with these people.. you know, damn it if someone is having fun!!!! better stop it...

              It's amazing, how few ****** can effectively destroy fun from thousands of people.

              Please shoot them in the head.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                What's particularly f*cking stupid is how they're blaming vandalism and assaults.

                If there was any vandalism and assaults, they were so few and far between that they weren't reported. There are probably more bar fights on a saturday night.

                The problem here, as Mrs. King has whined about in the past, is noise complaints. A bunch of idiots bought apartments off 17th ave and got upset when around midnight tens of thousands of people were cheering and honking, celebrating victories.

                Hint: if you buy an apartment off one of the busiest streets in the city known for its nightlife, you shouldn't expect peace and quiet after 8pm.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  and it's even worse when you think about it, this comes from your home base.. I mean.. this is supporting your home team, you know that's a great thing. It brings people of the city together to celebrate and feel good about stuff. They work hard and pay taxes, and this is one of the bigger things, go out, celebrate, meet people and have fun.

                  But I guess your politicians hates your own city and the team.

                  They should be driven away from the city as traitors. I bet they are from Toronto originally. And Edmonton.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Madeleine King is British.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Come playoff time, I will be on the Red Mile flashing my titties at every damn cop I see. Just you wait!
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        No Fear Madame Alderman, Calgary will never be a party town in your lifetime.

                        That seriously sucks for Flame fans. Makes sense they want to keep things safe, but this? Blech.

                        I love Montreal
                        Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                        • #13
                          This has enraged me more than the Iraq war or Bush's stupidity.

                          DO NOT F*CK WITH HOCKEY! or the celebration of fans.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ninot
                            No Fear Madame Alderman, Calgary will never be a party town in your lifetime.
                            If I were her, I'd hire a bodyguard until the playoffs are over. She's got people pretty pissed.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              I don't know why but this pisses me off too.. few of these close minded people who never went to a party are crying and basically taking their anger and angst on everyone else, making their party to stop.

                              Hey, if it wasn't a disaster last year, I can't see why people can't assembly on streets to celebrate sport victories. They do it everywhere in the world. Without choppers and undercover cops. Yeah they get drunk and stuff, yeah few people flashes some flesh too. SO WHAT?!?!?!?!?
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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