I ate 3 1-pound hamburgers (plus buns and toppings) in under an hour today

[Fake Boris]

porks

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Gibsie
I reckon I could eat 3lb of burgers. Snotty could manage it easily I'll bet, and PH probably eats that much for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We ought to have an eating contest

It's a common misconception that I eat a lot...I actually eat in pretty modest amounts, certainly not to the extent of Mr Snotty...

[Gibsie]

But I bet you can when you want to...

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Drogue
Norman's weren't barbarians. They invaded England and brought civilisation to us.

Oh, you just thought it was civilization because they spoke French.

[Solly]

www.ifoce.com

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Gibsie
But I bet you can when you want to...

I bet you can manage a whole cracker when the occasion calls for it, too

[Solly]

and this is why we dont have post count in the OT

What the **** is this gay ****?

[Provost Harrison]

Buffet
5 1/2 pounds of buffet food
12 minutes
Crazy Legs Conti

That sounds like me at wedding receptions. And then I usually go up for a few more plates too

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
What the **** is this gay ****?

PA, this homophobic rubbish has to stop.

[KrazyHorse]

Wow. I think I just passed the burger remnants. I moved my bowels the day after the burger marathon, but I think that was previously eaten food. I'd been a bit blocked up since then (3.5 days between is unusual for me; probably the result of all that meat). I think I heard my toilet bowl gag when I flushed...