I had this *ahem "lady" hitting on me all nigth

[KrazyHorse]

Haha. Too bad you ain't gonna gety none of tis, you *****.

"Please, Matty, yo u can stay the nigt"

(actual quote)

**** that. My futuer wife is coming to visit tomorrow. I bet she could smell ***** a mile awaty

[Jon Miller]

I think that women can sense guys who are in relationships... and are highly attracted to them (not saying she wouldn't want you anyway.. just saying I think the fact of your engagement increases your attractiveness to some women).

Hopefully your fiance isn't the jealous sort (with all these women hitting on you).

Jon Miller

[notyoueither]

You're a heartbreaker, KH.

[Hueij]

So here is this woman who wants to play poker all night long and you turn her down?? What kind of player are you?

[notyoueither]

He said pok'er.

heh heh heh.

[Ecthy]

Yeah, if your future wife is going to arrive, it means she isn't there yet. Shoulda gopher it

[Winston]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
My futuer wife is coming to visit tomorrow.

"Come on in. Why, you look as young as ever."

"Thanks honey. My, I just can't believe it's been a year already!"

[Gibsie]

Heh, a clear April Fooling.

[self biased]

Re: I had this *ahem "lady" hitting on me all nigth

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Haha. Too bad you ain't gonna gety none of tis, you *****.

"Please, Matty, yo u can stay the nigt"

(actual quote)

**** that. My futuer wife is coming to visit tomorrow. I bet she could smell ***** a mile awaty

you know, my phone's been blowing up from thursday on? seems you gave out my number to a few ladies whilst you were in NYC, you drunk bastard.

[Fake Boris]

**** you. Actually last night quite the opposite happened, she went to my place for a last beer at 4 AM, but the beeatch just left after that.

[KrazyHorse]

Re: Re: I had this *ahem "lady" hitting on me all nigth

Originally posted by self biased


you know, my phone's been blowing up from thursday on? seems you gave out my number to a few ladies whilst you were in NYC, you drunk bastard.

Me? Maybe, can't recall.

[ajbera]

When you put quotation marks around "lady" I assumed you meant a tranny. At least you could get a hummer and then truthfully tell your fiance you weren't fooling around with another woman.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by ajbera
When you put quotation marks around "lady" I assumed you meant a tranny. At least you could get a hummer and then truthfully tell your fiance you weren't fooling around with another woman.

More likely, he didn't have the 20$ to get the hummer..... If you get my meaning.

ACK!

[Nostromo]

**** You. Actually Last Night Quite The Opposite Happened, She Went To My Place For A Last Beer At 4 AM, But The Beeatch Just Left After That.

Are you still in France? If so, its logically impossible. Unless you're clueless, that is. That could happen in Quebec, though.

What in the hell is the OTBOT rating?

[Dis]

Originally posted by ajbera
When you put quotation marks around "lady" I assumed you meant a tranny. At least you could get a hummer and then truthfully tell your fiance you weren't fooling around with another woman.

maybe she was a tranny.