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  • #16
    Originally posted by nostromo


    Are you still in France? If so, its logically impossible. Unless you're clueless, that is. That could happen in Quebec, though.

    What in the hell is the OTBOT rating?
    Well the girl was clearly a bit strange... not sure if I did anything wrong. And yes I am in France, but WTF??? girls here are much tougher than in Montreal.
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Oncle Boris
      Well the girl was clearly a bit strange... not sure if I did anything wrong. And yes I am in France, but WTF??? girls here are much tougher than in Montreal.
      And it sucks
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #18
        nm
        Last edited by Fake Boris; April 2, 2006, 22:12.
        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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        • #19
          Oh you Playa.

          Why dopes this stuff (almost) never happen to us UK polytubbies?!

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          • #20
            Just go to Las Vegas and accumulate a $200+ bank roll. It won't be long until a woman asks you if you wouldn't have more fun going upstairs with her instead of gambling.
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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            • #21
              I think you'd need more than $200 in Vegas. Maybe in the sleazier casinos, but in most places a girl can find someone who'll spend a lot more on her.

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              • #22
                It happened to a friend of mine just 3 weeks ago (at Harrah's).
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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                • #23
                  You would expect the casinos to bounce the ladies, unless they're getting their cut...
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #24
                    I'm sure the casinos regularly bounce the ladies, but they can't get them all.
                    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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                    • #25
                      Re: I had this *ahem "lady" hitting on me all nigth

                      Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                      Haha. Too bad you ain't gonna gety none of tis, you *****.

                      "Please, Matty, yo u can stay the nigt"

                      (actual quote)

                      **** that. My futuer wife is coming to visit tomorrow. I bet she could smell ***** a mile awaty
                      That was your fiance, you drunk!!!
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #26
                        Man, you future wife ins't here, enjoy some fun man!

                        Kiss the lady with volupia and have fun, fun, fun and a lot of fun!
                        Last edited by Slaughtergaard; April 3, 2006, 03:48.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Gibsie
                          Oh you Playa.

                          Why dopes this stuff (almost) never happen to us UK polytubbies?!
                          Because y'all are ugly, and you don't have any game?
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #28
                            yeah, but you're no Jack Nicholson. Or even Jack Niclaus for that matter.

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                            • #29
                              it doesn't really matter if you look plain, if you can dance and have good humor
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                              • #30
                                a la KrazyHorse?

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