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Holy ****! Vel sighting!!
Are you fully recovered, Vel?
-Arrian
Are you fully recovered, Vel?
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood. -
Back at work (new job, Atlanta), and about 75%.
Gettin' there...
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So you did take that job. Good luck with that and the road to full recovery.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Sure did. It's my second week on it, and prolly the reason why the road back to good health has been somewhat slower than it might have otherwise been, but....it's only temporary, this whole "living out of the suitcase" deal, and once things calm down again, I suspect I'll be back to good...and thank you for the well-wishes!
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Hmmmm...Originally posted by Elok
Oh, cremains are a natural source of comedy. I remember hanging around with the family one night where we just started suggesting obscene uses for them. The one I remember best was my brother's, that you should have a Catholic priest waiting at the door of the funeral parlor rubbing a little on the foreheads of people going out and saying "The late Uncle Fester says goodbye....the late Uncle Fester says goodbye..."Attached FilesSpeaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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That's awesome!
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
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Only in Essex...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Snorting a dog's ashes. Like someone would leave a big pot of cocaine labelled "Charlie" on their mantle!
Note to self: move the Mary Jane out of the big pot on the mantle labelled "Mary Jane"."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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Re: Make a diamond ring of your dead child...
What a sick mind I have.Originally posted by Carolus Rex
Did someone you love die recently? Why not make a diamond of the ashes?
I'd assumed this thread was about someone who bought body parts and paid in jewelry.
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We could make diamond rings of all the Poly posters that have died and make them special gifts for ApolyCon attendees
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Re: Re: Make a diamond ring of your dead child...
yes you are sick.Originally posted by Zkribbler
What a sick mind I have. I'd assumed this thread was about someone who bought body parts and paid in jewelry.
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I guess it takes one to tell one
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I heard about a new trend of piercing one's eyeballs the other day
OMFG!!!!!!
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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With some people piercing their SCROTUM (Ted
), anything can happen.
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I find the diamonds much cooler than letting the ashes idly sit somewhere in the living room. At least, the diamonds do bring colour
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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