Wife Says She Will Kill Me If I Log Onto Poly

[Japher]

Wifey tells me that too... she hasn't done anything yet

'cept pout when I have the laptop on when she's watching TV. What's up with that? The moron is going to not take the deal! CSI will solve the crime and Teri Hatcher's character will be an idiot yet again! I've seen it before!

[duke o' york]

Whereas the threads here are always new and amusing.

[Japher]

Have you read any Pekka threads lately?

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by Japher
Wifey tells me that too... she hasn't done anything yet

'cept pout when I have the laptop on when she's watching TV. What's up with that? The moron is going to not take the deal! CSI will solve the crime and Teri Hatcher's character will be an idiot yet again! I've seen it before!

In this case she merely wants the laptop so she can surf herself She eventually enticed me away with sex. Attract more flys with honey than with viniger

[Japher]

She eventually enticed me away with sex

With who?

[Richelieu]

So, how long did it take you married guys before you gave up on the toilet seat thingy?

[Japher]

I always put the whole thing down

else the dog drinks out of it and gets sick

[JohnT]

Sometimes dogs are just fuggin' stupid like that.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Japher
I always put the whole thing down

else the dog drinks out of it and gets sick

Good excuse!

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by JohnT
Sometimes dogs are just fuggin' stupid like that.

Dogs

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Richelieu
So, how long did it take you married guys before you gave up on the toilet seat thingy?

I do that now and I'm not married.

[OzzyKP]

Me too.

See, I'm custom-made for marriage. If only I could find a woman who wants in on this sweet deal. Maybe I should advertise that in the paper or something...

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
See, I'm custom-made for marriage. If only I could find a woman who wants in on this sweet deal.

And who was born on the same date you were to eliminate any possibility of an argument about that...

[OzzyKP]

What?

[Japher]

forgetting their birthdays

though you can just enter all that stuff into FTD.com and they remember for you