Duke Lacrosse team rapes a woman???

[Dis]

rich people think they can rape the local women and get away with it because they are rich. . errr, sorry. I meant sexual assault.

in case that isn't obvious, I was kidding.

[Patroklos]

One wasn't even rich. But a big to all those who assumed the white kids were automatically guilt.

[The Mad Monk]

It is hilarious / headspinning that, given all the specifics given in the original statement, she "can't remember" if she was penetrated or not.