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  • #46
    the OTBOT gives your post a rating, see to right ( under 'reply with quote').

    It's hard too on the moo3 style though.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Tiamat

      I understood the off topic what's the bot?
      Bot=Robot.

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      • #48
        Oh this thread is f**king awful! But I like it
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #49
          A piece of string walk into a bar and orders a drink. The barman points at a sign which states 'We do not serve pieces of string'. The barman asks 'You aren't a piece of string are you?'. The piece of string replies 'No, I'm afraid not'

          And thank goodness Dauphin hasn't found this thread yet!
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #50
            A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.

            She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina."

            He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly."


            DOH!
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #51
              Ok one last one for the day.



              The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

              12. Chateau Traileur Parc
              11. White Trashfindel
              10. Big Red Gulp
              9. Grape Expectations
              8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
              7. NASCARbernet
              6. Chef Boyardeaux
              5. Peanut Noir
              4. Chateau des Moines
              3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
              2. World Championship Riesling
              1. Nasti Spumante
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • #52
                Originally posted by civman2000
                But it would be so much better if it were:
                What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
                Kingdom of Loathing reference!!
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Tiamat
                  Look I said I was sick and bored what more do you want. And last but certainly not least.......

                  Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
                  Hehe, my mom tells that one all the time.
                  Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                  When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by -Jrabbit
                    Kingdom of Loathing reference!! [/QUOTE]
                    Er...no, I'm afraid.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Tiamat
                      Ok one last one for the day.

                      The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
                      Not including chateau Migraine.
                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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