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  • #16
    I don't remember the part about dating four girls in that guide. What do you have to roll on a d20 to score with all 4 of them?

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    • #17
      Cleraly, the DC goes up by 2 for each additional girl beyond the first. Hard, but doable, especially with a Hat of the Sorcerous Pimp +4.
      Lime roots and treachery!
      "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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      • #18
        Originally posted by nostromo
        Let me guess, there was a little roleplaying involved?
        Yes, but not that kind.

        Originally posted by Dis
        I don't remember the part about dating four girls in that guide. What do you have to roll on a d20 to score with all 4 of them?
        I'm not very familiar with anything above second edition.
        "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
        "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
        2004 Presidential Candidate
        2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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        • #19
          Occassionaly I get comp days for working overtime so I'm home during the weekday and turn on the tv to see what's going on.

          OMG daytime it is so bad, mind numbing and dumbed down it's just freakin sad to the point of being a tragedy. I can't take more than 15 minutes and then it's off.
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #20
            I would be worried if my 15-year-old son would do this. I'm not puritan and having sex for a 15-year-old is OK in my opinion, even trying out sex with 2 girls.
            But if a 15-year-old is treating this as "every-day"-activity there is something wrong.
            My gf, who's a teacher, said she couldn't watch anymore all those sexed-up 11-year-old girls with string tangas and belly-free tops. She also reported that peer pressure is very heavy as early as in 6th grade on girls who don't dress like this (i.e. like sluts ).
            I think youth peer-culture today is completely over-exposed to hedonism and "body cult".
            "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
            "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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            • #21
              What's the advice if he has a daughter?
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Denial.

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                • #23
                  Why not? Seems to work for many on most.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Re: Re: Dads, its time to stop watching Oprah and get your balls reattached!

                    Originally posted by Vince278
                    Lightweight! I once came home with four girlfriends and at least I wasn't dumb enough to say what we were doing.

                    (Yes, I know. You don't believe me. You know what they say, truth is stranger than fiction. I was 17 at the time and my future wife was one of them.)
                    Details!
                    I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: Re: Dads, its time to stop watching Oprah and get your balls reattached!

                      Originally posted by Wycoff
                      Details!
                      It would take too long. Besides, why add details to something already unbelievable?
                      "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                      "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                      2004 Presidential Candidate
                      2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: Dads, its time to stop watching Oprah and get your balls reattached!

                        Originally posted by Vince278


                        It would take too long. Besides, why add details to something already unbelievable?
                        because until you do we will just assume they took turns using a strapon on you.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #27
                          Re: Re: Re: Re: Dads, its time to stop watching Oprah and get your balls reattached!

                          Originally posted by Vince278


                          It would take too long. Besides, why add details to something already unbelievable?
                          Vince had one of those John Madden whiteboards where he was mapping out the whole play ROFL
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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