Presto: You're the richest person in the world

[MRT144]

a) dozens low rider bikes,multimillion dollar music studio, a weekly delivery of olde english 40s, a workshop with a **** ton of tools, a herum of pornstars that rotates weekly, BMW M3, personal trainer, personal chef, tailored suits

b)China and India and Energy

c)kill the suffering

d) sol satellite like in akira

[bipolarbear]

A) I'd buy Apolyton PLUS
B) I'd probably invest a large degree of it in the stockmarket nad various banks and such. Maybe I'd even open up a casino or two so I could launder my money easily and cook the books a bit.
C) I'd probably buy my way into the government and pay everyone off so I could stop deforestation. I'd finance a revolution in Tibet. I'd make sure that a lving wage was a wage you could live off of. I'd combine B & C to make non corporate living an option. In that there would be clothing companies making their clothes without slave labor. And lastyl I'd legalize psychedelics.
D)Probably finance a lot of weird artists and all of my wacky crazy artistic ideas.

[Pekka]

I'd be scarface.

[Agathon]

See the "Hetero... but up to what price" thread.

I'd pay for Apolytoners to be cornholed by gay hookers just so I could call them names and troll them about it on the forum.

From that thread, I would have many takers.

[Q Classic]

a) see (d), as well as founding the Adventure Club (not to be confused with the Super Adventure Club), taking many trips with family/friends throughout the world.

b) see (c); a good fraction will be towards developing creatively destructive technologies that benefit everyone--bringing advanced technologies, such as water purifiers and fuel cells to the poorer regions.

c) nothing makes money like money. Investment in lots of start-ups with potentials for revolutionary technologies.

d) A huge underground bunker with rarities, technological curiosities, provisions and arcological-type things, as well as a huge, Google/Akamai type cluster to play Tetris on.

[DinoDoc]

What do you spend your money... Supervillainy.

[Unspeakable Horror]

Originally posted by MRT144
c)kill the suffering

I would...

a) Hmm, buy a house, nothing big, just something where I can live confortable.
B) Invest in energy research, space exploration.
C) Research for the cure of infectious diseases and world hunger.
D) Cloning or something to live forever so I can control my empire...

I got this after I posted

You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.

[Japher]

(a)Conspicuous Consumption: I'd buy a a Chalet in France and name it "American Land" and deck it out in a gaudy "Main Street USA" fashion with the flags and the whole nine yards. Then, I'd stand outside all day and drink cheap American beer.

(b)Financial Investments: Besides my awesome new French villa I'd invest in stem cell research and alternative energy research... probably something jewish, because all them Isralies seem to be leading the way in these things.

(c)Humanitarian issues: I think my investments are also humanitarian. Even so, I am very generous (since the chicks dig that), I would invest in AIDS prevention and attempt to raise the standard of living in cooperative 3rd world countries.

(d)Excentricities: I'd buy Budweiser Beer for (a) and wear only Vans brand shoes. And, I would drape myself in velvet... making it socially acceptable.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Agathon
See the "Hetero... but up to what price" thread.

I'd pay for Apolytoners to be cornholed by gay hookers just so I could call them names and troll them about it on the forum.

From that thread, I would have many takers.

Easiest 500k I've ever made.


Spec.

[Combat Ingrid]

I have always wondered what would happen if you detonated a nuke at the bottom of the Mariana trench...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
I have always wondered what would happen if you detonated a nuke at the bottom of the Mariana trench...

They don't make nukes that durable.

[Combat Ingrid]

That's a minor issue if you have a 100 billion bucks to spend on the project

[mrmitchell]

They don't make nukes that durable.

Fine...

1. Buy the Alvin submarine
2. Put nuke in
3. Send to bottom
4. Detonate nuke

Happy now?

[Spec]

No, nukes are mean.

Spec.

[Ari Rahikkala]

I think buying Switzerland could be a nice gesture.