Women Only?!

[Provost Harrison]

Yeah, I was looking at going for a swim tonight at the pools tonight but it looks like my plans are scuppered. Rather than a public swimming session, there is a women only session...

Women only?! A swimming session for women only?! Why don't men get such a session? I can't see how a resolution to an aeon of gender inequality is to give the subjugated their own swimming sessions...

The mind boggles in the politically correct borough of Greenwich

[Gibsie]

trying to keep men like you away from oglnig them, you cheeky monkey

[Provost Harrison]

Have you seen the women that go swimming most of the time? There's nothing worth ogling at

[Gangerolf]

it's so the muslim women can have swim too

[germanos]

Why don't you ask the pool why there's a 'womens only'?
As they hold it, they probably know the reason for it

[Zkribbler]

You might make a fuss over this.

In California, there used to be ladies' day at the car wash, where they got discounted prices. Men complained (and I think there was even a sexual discrimination lawsuit), and now there's men's day too!

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Gangerolf
it's so the muslim women can have swim too

Actually, this wouldn't surprise me as being the prime reason knowing my council. Kowtowing to silly religions

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
. . . silly religions

{Zkribbler runs to his bomb shelter and hides]

[Gibsie]

Just get a wig, put a bikini top over your manboobs and cry discrimination if they erfuse you entry. At the very least you can pass for a transexual.

[Provost Harrison]

Transexual, in a 'Bab's Cabs' kind of way?

[Dis]

yeah I want a mens day at the pool. That way I can spend my day looking at men in speedos and not be distracted by boobs.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Gibsie
... a bikini top ...

BTW: Does anyone else remember the "trikini?" It was a short-lived creation in the [IIRC] 60's, which the top was replaced by a couple of somehow-affixed cups. You kept waiting for them to fall off, but they just wouldn't.

[Dis]

how did they stay on?

[Provost Harrison]

suction?

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Have you seen the women that go swimming most of the time? There's nothing worth ogling at

Or some of the women playing curling? I watched a part of the game between the Netherlands and Switzerland on Eurosport and the skipper in the dutch team was so ugly she could scare the flies off a **** wagon... I mean seriously ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.