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You could put your name in lights, like so:
LORIZAEL
At the end of every post.
LORIZAEL
At the end of every post.
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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Well, having sepnt four years in the OT without any fame/notoriety to show for it, I've sometimes felt the same way you do, Lorizael. But I don't give enough of a danm to do anything about it, so I now bequeath to you my one-and-only idea for raising my profile:
Become the guy who is opposed to the internet.
This gives you (1) an extreme position to champion; (2) a way to turn every single thread into one about your point of view; and (3) a built-in contradiction (spending all your time on-line opposing the internet) that will have people mocking you -- and therefore not ignoring you -- all day long (added bonus: you can deny the contradiction, which will raise you to Fez-like status in no time). Eventually, you can found the Apolyton Luddite Party, and be its only member.
Good luck!
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Do I need to use the
smilie more?
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Better to really, really overuse a smiley no one else ever even bothers with. I suggestOriginally posted by Lorizael
Do I need to use the smilie more?
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Pick a new Apolyton username that ends up becoming infamously ironic due to other Apolytoners' actual misperception of you and your posting.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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What a funny suggestion.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I'm seconding the idea of getting an Avatar dude.
I spammed my ass off so I could get one and after a few different ideas (Morgan Freeman being mistaken for Kofi Anaan) I found one that fits.
You could also become really cool by buying the internet equivalent of a snazzy pair of shoes.
GET APOLYTON PLUS.
Rufus's made me laugh, that would be a great idea. The technophobe. We could use one around here. Or the antiscience fundamentalist Falwell idolizing christain zealot.
To really get your name noticed try posting a thread asking for advice about whether or not you should join a terrorist training camp.
If all else fails you cna take the modrn approach of adopting Scientology and pissing everyone off.Comment
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Avatar is a great idea
The Reactionaries around here routinely have their blood boil every time they see my Galloway avatar.
It's just makes me want to blow it up so I can troll them some more HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA pwn3dWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by laurentius
Censored on request from Laur
Last edited by Ted Striker; March 20, 2006, 04:10.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Okay I just watched the vid and the first part was funny but part 2 was disturbing!!! That was just wrong!!!!Originally posted by laurentius
Censored by request of Laur
Last edited by Ted Striker; March 20, 2006, 04:12.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I've already got ApolytonPLUS. I suppose I should try to find another avatar. My avatar, though, must really be a true representation of what it means to be Lorizael. Can't going mussing around with something so important as that. This will be the image of the new me.
Suggestions?
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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TS: Yeah its something that would probably not pass the US censorship. Or any Western media. I mean its probably very illegal. Imagine how baffled the Japanese must have been about the outcry on your "wardrobe malfunction"
I cant believe that the link is still there after 14 hours. I must be ignored by a lot of people, including the mods.
Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
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Lorizael, you could try having your own face as an avatar so that everyone would recognise you as "oh its that guy who looks like Jesus, yeah he is kinda cool"Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
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it wouldn't go through the government censorship (I am always at work, using government computers)
but now I think I might be glad of that...
they actually show beastiality on TV?
there are a lot of things which I consider "eh, that is gross, but do whatever you want"
but something about beastiality leaves me feeling that it is against humanity...
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Bestiality should be forbidden only when it falls under the category of cruelty to animals, for sometimes, the animal is more than willing to participate" -- Spiffor
The Reactionaries around here routinely have their blood boil every time they see my Galloway avatar.
Your avatar is indeed impressive, but it's getting a little old. Maybe you should switch to a more recent picture of Gorgeous George...Attached FilesKH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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