A New Persona

[Lorizael]

Adopting a cause seems much too much like hard work. After all, I already have my own crazy ideas that I've been developing for years.

I think what I need is a style. Like Pekka. Long and incomprehensible posts that somehow, sometimes, produce bits of insight.

[PLATO]

Hurmpf!

A calm and reasoned posting style is a cause around Apolyton Off Topic!

Don't listen to the far left banter of "attack everything because we support nothing"! That has become the cry of the liberal group as they have nothing of substance except the argument itself!

Stay with a calm and unasuming style! Listen not to the GePaps of the world! Adopt a calm and reasonable tone and shock all who read your off topic posts!!



Uh...What did you say your name was again?

[Mrs. Tuberski]

to make ya famous on polly gee thats hard...
Ming and the other mods have already been insulted and called names, as well as most of the posters including myself.
sorry no help here but dont result to being called lori

[Sandman]

an easy way to become an INTERESTING poster is write long rambling stream-of-conciousness sentences that don't go anywhere and violate typical rules of punctuation/grammar; speaking about yourself in the third person also helps... i.e. Sandman approves of this thread. using smilies by the bucketload also HELPS. although I've never been a smiley person myself

scour humourous magazines and joke books for witty anecdotes and insults which you can pass off as your own... win arguments by typing things in CAPS and endlessly using ...also remember to only quote sentence-sized fragments and ignore the paragraph as a whole...

pepper your posts with darkly humourous hints about the interestingness of your life... i.e 'I killed ten men during the Gulf War. And I wasn't even in Iraq.' or 'does anyone know where I can get some statue porn?' also bring up the nazis at every opportunity. try selective bolding, sometimes even within words. Coloring your text like a prepubescent girl will also help

changing your username to something more outrageous/pretentious/stupid would be a good idea, perhaps '0ne tr00 g0d', 'Y0ur m0m', 'GunPatriot' or 'Gerontophile'.

Do the above ten times a thread, and you'll be a hero/anti-hero in no time. But you probably shouldn't listen to me, I've been here one month longer and am only a smidge more interesting.

Oh, and get an av.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Colon™
Been done before. We haven't had anyone defending bestiality though.

"Bestiality should be forbidden only when it falls under the category of cruelty to animals, for sometimes, the animal is more than willing to participate" -- Spiffor

[Agathon]

Re: A New Persona

Originally posted by Lorizael

An Apolytoner whose well known radical beliefs are used as a measuring stick for others of similar inclinations.

An Apolytoner who finds himself most often in people's signatures.

An Apolytoner that causes other Apolytoners to wake suddenly in the night, disturbed by dreams of anonymous internet posters.

The easiest way to being hated and notorious is that I sell you my account for 5 American dollars.

I have three well-known radical beliefs (Philosophy, Apple, and I was also more lefty and more liberal than anyone on Poly in the political compass test) that comprise belief systems loathed and detested by a majority of Apolytoners.

[Jon Miller]

Case Closed

JM

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Sandman
changing your username to something more outrageous/pretentious/stupid would be a good idea, perhaps '0ne tr00 g0d', 'Y0ur m0m', 'GunPatriot' or 'Gerontophile'.

I've always supported "pedophile_priest" . Too bad Dis didn't change his nick for that one

Oh, and get an av.

QFT

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Hm. Offensive causes. Well, I'm against democracy. How's that for a start?

Fez beat you to this one a long time ago.

I wonder where he is. I like having him around. He's a good guy really.

[Elok]

You can also get a nemesis if you want to be memorable. For the longest time, I kept mental who's-who files, thus:

Asher: Tiresome feud with Agathon
Agathon: Tiresome feud with Asher

Then I learned that Asher had a perverted love of Microsoft and Agathon....er, is Agathon. Anyway, try a nemesis. I'd volunteer myself, but I'm not a philosophy professor, I have work to do.

[JohnT]

Re: Re: A New Persona

Originally posted by Agathon


The easiest way to being hated and notorious is that I sell you my account for 5 American dollars.

I have three well-known radical beliefs (Philosophy, Apple, and I was also more lefty and more liberal than anyone on Poly in the political compass test) that comprise belief systems loathed and detested by a majority of Apolytoners.

You forgot "mocked" and "ignored".

[JohnT]

Of course, you could actually do something for the site.

[Az]

Avatar, dude.

Plus, your beliefs seem wishywashy, and you're never militant about them. You can even be a militant centrists, but you'll get recognized.

[Ted Striker]

You need cool catch phrases like SCROTUM or ID HIT IT

Post pics of Turkish hoes

Use harsh labels for example calling JohnT a capitalist running dog lackey

[Ted Striker]

Az why the **** are you voting for Keith Hernandez for president???