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    How to get to the top of the career ladder...

    I have been observing, gathering information and I have finally completed my summing up...it's elegantly simple really:

    If you're female, sleep your way to the top. If you're male, golf your way to the top.

    Discuss
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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    Discuss what? You've summed it up.

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    • #3
      You can also knock off everybody above you...
      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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      • #4
        How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          good movie

          still

          PH just PH'd career progression

          good job

          you've really taken it too far this time
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Golf is a surprising large component of the success of all really succesful businessmen I've met.
            "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
            "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
            "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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            • #7
              Golf Works
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                No you got it wrong PH. You got to get to the... spot where you can actually golf, get invited. So what you do is.. you sleep with the boss' daughter. I mean not just sleep, but take them out and stuff, like secretly. Then when she falls for you, your partnership is sealed. Pat yourself on the back and cheat the girl with your actual gf.

                Happy times!
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                  You can also knock off everybody above you...
                  Originally posted by Ming
                  Golf Works
                  Golf, murder, and upward mobility: Together at last.
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    Too much golf can render the healthest person unfit for duty
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      People who don't get hired:

                      Women who can golf.

                      Men who sleep with everyone in the office.
                      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                      • #12
                        In our neck of woods it's either hunting (for old farts) or basketball (for young phony upwardly mobile yuppies).

                        I chose outprofessionalization
                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                          You can also knock off everybody above you...
                          If the Captain dies, we all get a promotion!

                          Alternate Universe Chekov
                          He's got the Midas touch.
                          But he touched it too much!
                          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                          • #14
                            Re: How to get to the top of the career ladder...

                            Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                            If you're male, golf your way to the top.

                            Discuss
                            I signed up for golf lessons

                            The company sponsors Tiger Woods, so you can understand the value

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                            • #15
                              Hehe, well my dad has trained me well, just in case
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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