I think it's a great idea for Daniel Craig to do a full-frontal scene in Casino Royale. I, for one, am interested to see what his vagina looks like...
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Should the British be allowed to make Bond movies anymore?
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Connery and the dude from On Her Majesty's Secret Service are the only real Bonds.
Good Bond movies:
Dr. NO
Thunderball (the best in my opinion)
From Russian With Love
OHMSS
Goldeneye (iffy but not terrible)
There rest were ****, anything with Roger Moore automatic ****. Brosnan post-Goldeneye, also crap.
Lets face it, without the Cold War there is no Bond.
I think part of the problem is that the bad guys are increasingly looking strained as the bizzare 'mysterious European terrorist group'.
I'd love to see an updated successor to Bond who goes up against real world villains in fictional scenarios, like a dude who tries to track down Osama, or Radovan Karadzic, Dick Cheney,or Kim Jong-Il.
I'd like this new Bond to be altered and modernized. He should be Scottish, a mysogynistic lady's man, with a dash of Trainspotting. Give him some terrible addiction like Holmes. There should be just the slightest hint of a William Gibson cyberpunkesque character.
There should not be so much frantic blurring wtf is going on action.
When Bond kills someone it must be smooth, not with a machine gun in each hand blazing against at least a dozen men. He needs to do some of the cool little tricky things Connery Bond did like putting the hair on the doorknob or recording the footsteps.
That will renew Bond."Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.
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I have a feeling it's going to be a one time deal with him and people won't even really call it a Bond film.
If I were them, I'd just fire him and cast someone new...who cares about how much it costs because it'll flop."Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
"At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
"Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
"In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd
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Live and let die is the best.
Vodoo
Jane Seymour
Alligators
New Orleans
Sharks
Drugs
and Roger Moore handgliding whilst smoking a cigar, it doesn't get any betterSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Originally posted by TheStinger
Live and let die is the best.
Vodoo
Jane Seymour
Alligators
New Orleans
Sharks
Drugs
and Roger Moore handgliding whilst smoking a cigar, it doesn't get any betterIf at first you don't succeed, take the bloody hint and give up.
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Goldfinger is still the best.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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