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  • #31
    I think it's a great idea for Daniel Craig to do a full-frontal scene in Casino Royale. I, for one, am interested to see what his vagina looks like...
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Sava
      Connery played the role too much like a cartoon character for me... too smarmy
      I liked it that way
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      • #33
        Connery and the dude from On Her Majesty's Secret Service are the only real Bonds.

        Good Bond movies:

        Dr. NO
        Thunderball (the best in my opinion)
        From Russian With Love
        OHMSS
        Goldeneye (iffy but not terrible)

        There rest were ****, anything with Roger Moore automatic ****. Brosnan post-Goldeneye, also crap.

        Lets face it, without the Cold War there is no Bond.

        I think part of the problem is that the bad guys are increasingly looking strained as the bizzare 'mysterious European terrorist group'.

        I'd love to see an updated successor to Bond who goes up against real world villains in fictional scenarios, like a dude who tries to track down Osama, or Radovan Karadzic, Dick Cheney,or Kim Jong-Il.

        I'd like this new Bond to be altered and modernized. He should be Scottish, a mysogynistic lady's man, with a dash of Trainspotting. Give him some terrible addiction like Holmes. There should be just the slightest hint of a William Gibson cyberpunkesque character.

        There should not be so much frantic blurring wtf is going on action.

        When Bond kills someone it must be smooth, not with a machine gun in each hand blazing against at least a dozen men. He needs to do some of the cool little tricky things Connery Bond did like putting the hair on the doorknob or recording the footsteps.

        That will renew Bond.
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        • #34
          Isnt this guy like, too short and blonde, for Bond?

          And not really very good looking
          I need a foot massage

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          • #35
            I have a feeling it's going to be a one time deal with him and people won't even really call it a Bond film.

            If I were them, I'd just fire him and cast someone new...who cares about how much it costs because it'll flop.
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            • #36
              Live and let die is the best.

              Vodoo
              Jane Seymour
              Alligators
              New Orleans
              Sharks
              Drugs

              and Roger Moore handgliding whilst smoking a cigar, it doesn't get any better
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              • #37
                and repeated use of the word honkey.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by TheStinger
                  Live and let die is the best.

                  Vodoo
                  Jane Seymour
                  Alligators
                  New Orleans
                  Sharks
                  Drugs

                  and Roger Moore handgliding whilst smoking a cigar, it doesn't get any better
                  ....you forgot killer theme song by McCartney
                  If at first you don't succeed, take the bloody hint and give up.

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                  • #39
                    Goldfinger is still the best.
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