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  • Should the British be allowed to make Bond movies anymore?

    I'll go nude pledges new Bond
    By Cameron Robertson

    JAMES BOND star Daniel Craig is ready to bare all in his first film as 007.

    Craig, 37, told movie bosses he would not only show his bottom - but was happy to do the Full Monty.

    The star of Casino Royale said: "In today's world we expect female actresses to go naked so why not men?

    "I have told bosses I'm prepared to do a full frontal scene. I'm not shy and Bond wouldn't be shy about it either."

    The blond actor has come in for criticism from die-hard Bond fans who don't think he is tough enough. They prefer his predecessor, dark-haired actor Pierce Brosnan, 52.

    Craig is now filming Casino Royale - the secret agent's 21st adventure in the Bahamas.

    And he's been spotted sporting bruises and grazes after chasing a suicide bomber.

    But he has had a few setbacks getting to grips with his tough action hero role. He had two teeth knocked out shooting a fight scene in Prague.

    And he revealed he can only drive an automatic - so Bond's traditional Aston Martin DB5 reportedly had to be converted.

    Craig also confessed he doesn't like guns and speedboats make him feel queasy.

    Brosnan told him: "I've had my face sliced open by a stuntman and a knee injury. But it's all part and parcel of being Bond."

    Fans have set up a website demanding the return of Brosnan, The movie is due to open in November.
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  • #2
    I wish Bond would die....or retire.

    ACK!
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    • #3
      Bond films suck great hairy balls.
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      • #4
        So help me if the first full frontal nudity shot in a Bond film is his hairy bobbitt man-ass, I'll be forced to turn to terrorism. All the talent that passes through that franchise over the years, and our big nude shot is BOND HIMSELF?!? BFS.
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        • #5
          I'm sorry, that last bolded part does it. Daniel Craig should not be Bond.

          Bond? Afraid of guns and speedboats? Craig's a ****ing *****.
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          • #6
            What did they ask him at interview?

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            • #7
              full frontal nudity shot in a Bond film is his hairy bobbitt man-ass

              does not compute
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Q Cubed
                I'm sorry, that last bolded part does it. Daniel Craig should not be Bond.

                Bond? Afraid of guns and speedboats? Craig's a ****ing *****.
                QFT
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                • #9
                  ??

                  Bond films have never even had female nudity, why would they start with male nudity? I'm actually tired of the PG bond films. I want lots of real violence and sex.

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                  • #10
                    Craig also confessed he doesn't like guns and speedboats make him feel queasy.
                    Why was he even considered for the role then?
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                    • #11
                      Because it's a film?
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                      • #12
                        Its time to kill this off.

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                        • #13
                          I expect him to die.
                          Lime roots and treachery!
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                          • #14
                            but 006 knows everything he knows about operation grand slam.

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                            • #15
                              I trust he will be more successful!

                              psst, it's 008
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