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  • #91
    You Passed 8th Grade Math



    Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

    Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

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    • #92
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Algebra should not be required for graduation from high school.
      Algebra is not just for solving equations. It also trains one's mind to work on more abstract levels. Elementary algebra, which is using letters or other placeholders for numbers, is one level of abstraction above numbers. Don't forget that numbers are an abstraction themselves.

      I don't think anybody should be allowed to graduate from high school without the ability to think along a certain level.
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      • #93
        I want to make something clear, anyone who thinks basic arithmetic or science should not be taught in high school is an idiot.

        That having been said, advanced math and sciences should be optional (as they are almost everywhere). Employers can be assured a HS diploma means basic competence. From there, if the employers have any balls, they can administer their own warehouse test for their warehouse workers.

        I'm not sure what the hubbub is. HS diploma gets you a job at Blockbuster. If you can't do it you are fired, end of story. Go to college for christ's sake.

        Oh, and I want to post this for the record, Nota Bene that this was without aid of a calculator:



        You Passed 8th Grade Math



        Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Wiglaf
          I want to make something clear, anyone who thinks basic arithmetic or science should not be taught in high school is an idiot.
          Anyone who needs basic math or science in high school is already an idiot.
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          • #95
            Originally posted by Wiglaf
            I want to make something clear, anyone who thinks basic arithmetic or science should not be taught in high school is an idiot.
            Says the man who just got a C- in 8th grade math.
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            • #96
              Wiglaf, you're the man
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              Killing it is the new killing it
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              • #97
                He at least had the balls to man up and admit that he got 7/10.
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                  He at least had the balls to man up and admit that he got 7/10.
                  At least I'm not the only one.



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                  • #99
                    You Failed 8th Grade Math



                    Oh no, you only got 4/10 correct!

                    Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

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                    • Jaguar fail math? That's unpossible!
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                      • You Passed 8th Grade Math



                        Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

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                        • Originally posted by Asher

                          You have 12214 boxes of dildos in your warehouse, each pallet can hold 200 boxes of dildos. How many pallets is that?

                          200x = 12214, solve for x.

                          or...

                          You've got hundreds of items of 10 models of different dimensions and weight. How do you store these in your warehouse most efficiently?
                          I like the example...

                          6207 boxes have a retail price of $10 per dildo and a wholesale price of $50 per box. There are 10 dildos per box. The other 6007 have a retail price of $13 per dildo, a wholesale price of $60 per box and contain 8 dildos per box. The retail prices include 6% sales tax.

                          How much money will you make if you sell all the stock in the warehouse?
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                          • The author there is absolutely right. I never need maths, well apart from simple adding and multiplication etc.

                            There is one thing I don't get: Does everyone get the same level of maths at school? Someone with poor skills in maths simply can't follow the same classes as people that understand it better, right?

                            Putting everyone regardless of their skills together in one maths class is insane!
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                            • they dont' put everyone together...

                              algebra is what the better people do at 7th grade or before, and what those with weaker skills have to do to graduate 12th grade

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                              • My daughter passed her high school graduation math test requirement after finishing 8th grade honours math (grade 9 math) so it isnt set at anything approaching the level required for science etc. OTOH that level is still well beyond anything required for the average person. I'd rather that the kids not going on to university had good arithmetic skills and exposure to uses of arithmetic in everyday life.
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