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How do you end it with someone you woke up next to for many years?????

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  • #31
    Yes, that's what you are.
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    • #32
      Now see: i knew that was beside the point so i had to DanS you. Sorry about that. Carry on.
      What?

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      • #33
        Pinkos and their devious trickery.
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        • #34
          Burned any good books lately?
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          • #35
            Yeah, "Das Kapital".

            But then again, that ain't a good book.
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            • #36
              I hope your children are all gay.
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              • #37
                Why? Feel sorry you murdered your own?
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                • #38
                  Clocks?
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                  • #39
                    Colon makes some good points.

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                    • #40
                      You just made mine for me.
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                      • #41
                        I bet Richelieu has a mass grave of clocks in his backyard.
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                        • #42
                          And they all passed away in a dignified manner.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Winston
                            Colon makes some good points.
                            He fills them with curare.
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #44
                              @ thread *pants*
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #45
                                Colon's points were, well.................... colonic!

                                Give your old clock to the Salvation Army. They'll give it to some old wino who doesn't really need to tell time anyway.
                                "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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