The USA Would Invade a Free Country

[Berzerker]

We'd have to... imagine a country in S America that was truly free in accordance with the principles of the Declaration of Independence. That country would quickly become RICH by legalising drugs. Manufacturers would set up shop and start exporting to the US and the USA would invade. Nah, we'd just tell their nighbors to invade. But imagine George Washington announcing we need to invade France because French winemakers are free to export to the US black market in wine.

Btw, George Washington was the biggest drug dealer on the continent. I think it was gin he sold, Jefferson sold wine.

[Imran Siddiqui]

WTF?

[Drake Tungsten]

Btw, George Washington was the biggest drug dealer on the continent. I think it was gin he sold, Jefferson sold wine.

Yet more proof that G-Dub was more man than Jefferson ever dreamed of being.

[Harry Tuttle]

We'd invade any country if their duly elected government was a serious threat. Hell, we started a war with the Brits over their maritime policies. But invasion.... I wouldn't go that far. Stopping their ships from reaching our ports, restricting movement into the US, sure.

[Jaguar]

Re: The USA Would Invade a Free Country

Originally posted by Berzerker
We'd have to... imagine a country in S America that was truly free in accordance with the principles of the Declaration of Independence. That country would quickly become RICH by legalising drugs. Manufacturers would set up shop and start exporting to the US and the USA would invade. Nah, we'd just tell their nighbors to invade. But imagine George Washington announcing we need to invade France because French winemakers are free to export to the US black market in wine.

Btw, George Washington was the biggest drug dealer on the continent. I think it was gin he sold, Jefferson sold wine.

Erm, what?

[Berzerker]

Yet more proof that G-Dub was more man than Jefferson ever dreamed of being.

Hehe, I saw that snippet of history on a show about the mini-ice age and how it effected the use of alcohol in Europe and the US. Wine became rare in northern Europe so beer and hard booze became more popular and that tradition was brought here to the US. George was the biggest gin supplier in the new world.

But invasion.... I wouldn't go that far. Stopping their ships from reaching our ports, restricting movement into the US, sure.

it would be an invasion. The US will not close the border and smuggling routes are numerous and will grow.

[Berzerker]

We'd invade any country if their duly elected government was a serious threat.

Yup, thats the rationale we'd use. If the people of Libertopia in S America let people make and use drugs, that would become the serious threat because alot of drugs would be coming from there and the Libertopians wont wage a drug war on its citizens.

[alva]

Hmm, destroy that country and hey...presto...no more drug problems in the world.

I love that kind of thinking, really. It's so...American.


BTW, if drugs are so bad for you, and all these people in Libertopia are on it, how can they be a threat to you?

[DinoDoc]

Can't we just call Libertopia, Panama?

[Harry Tuttle]

Noriega's undies being hung out and dried by a nun.

[Berzerker]

Can't we just call Libertopia, Panama?

You would, but I doubt you'll find a "we" to join you unless of course they think Panamanians are free too. But we did invade Panama and used drugs as an excuse.

[MrFun]

Re: The USA Would Invade a Free Country

Originally posted by Berzerker
We'd have to... imagine a country in S America that was truly free in accordance with the principles of the Declaration of Independence. That country would quickly become RICH by legalising drugs. Manufacturers would set up shop and start exporting to the US and the USA would invade. Nah, we'd just tell their nighbors to invade. But imagine George Washington announcing we need to invade France because French winemakers are free to export to the US black market in wine.

Btw, George Washington was the biggest drug dealer on the continent. I think it was gin he sold, Jefferson sold wine.

A DRUNK THREAD!!!!

[Arrian]

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[Richelieu]

Would you invade Canada if the next government nationalizes the oil industry?

[Arrian]

Don't you understand? The South Park movie was part of the American cultural imperialism plan to prepare for the inevitable conflict with our nefarious northern neighbors. Blame Can-a-da, blame Can-a-da!

-Arrian