Bushisms

[VetLegion]

I have sigs off. Please quote Rufus' sig for me someone

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Winston

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States [...]

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States [...]

Those are two of my favourites.

Hey look -- quoting the exact same phrase twice in one posting makes you look cool!!

[alva]

I have sigs off. Please quote Rufus' sig for me someone

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."
— President Bush on the reception of American forces in Iraq

EDIT: Dammit, don't post when I'm doing so.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

ehhh... got caught in something else while posting

[Traianvs]

i kinda like www.dubyaspeak.com

be sure to check out the massive audio section.

this is one of my favourites that I've posted before at apolyton but anyway here it is again:

And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the -- nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years -- 4,000 hours over the next -- of the rest of your life -- of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 -- 4,000 hours.

-- The medicine seems to be wearing off, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Apr. 9, 2002

audio: http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/play...name=4000hours

Another sweet line:

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again.

-- Dubya attempting to co-opt Texas and Tennessee into his verbal wreckage. The saying he was trying to dredge up was "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Even better, Dubya was speaking at a literature magnet school. I'm sure it was a learning experience for the kids. East Literature Magnet School, Nashville, Tennessee, Sep. 17, 2002

audio: http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/play...ame=foolmeonce

[Traianvs]

PS: I forgot this classic:

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

-- In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Washington, D.C., Sep. 24, 2001

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by MrFun
Hey look -- quoting the exact same phrase twice in one posting makes you look cool!!

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by alva

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."
— President Bush on the reception of American forces in Iraq

Thanks.

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Traianvs
PS: I forgot this classic:

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

-- In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Washington, D.C., Sep. 24, 2001

No reason for him to remember all non-important countries in the world

[MrFun]

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Traianvs
PS: I forgot this classic:

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

-- In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Washington, D.C., Sep. 24, 2001

I dunno, that one could actually be fine. At first glance, I'd just take it as "Our border relations with both Canada and Mexico have never been better".