Confessions of Apolyton.

[Az]

commies are teh ghey.

[Pekka]

Az, Zoid, you are in same school I assume. It would explain a lot.. ends with a Z, starts with a Z... oh and it's not only poetic.

[Az]

I wish I was queer so I would get chicks.

[Pekka]

That's like the loop of evil man... first, the women want you to be all metrosexual and stuff. Then they say you're not a man anymore.

It doesn't matter. I don't need hair products. My hair is fine. Hey, you don't like it? I can shave my head bold and it still fits me. And that's why they are ultimately mad. We can wake up, just get up and we look the same. They can't. They be ugly and stuff.

We don't have to spend millions of dollars to hair salongs. We don't have to watch out too much for our weight. It's cool if you have some gut. No problem. And when we all hit 40, we still look almost the same. They get ugly faster, some exceptions make the rule. They have to work harder and harder every year to make themselve look good enough to go out and buy groceries. We still do the same, just get up and go. Throw on some pants.

They are ANGRY at this. They go through PAIN to look just OK. They are ready to take it on to us, you know this whole metrosexual thing is just a HOAX to make us suffer some pain. For nothing. Let's face it, if you're looking like you put so much effort in it, the dudes don't like you. What are you doing? How about concentrate on important things, like drinking beer and sleeping.

Most women don't want you to be metrosexual. They want you to be a man. And gays are men too and they can be really manly so that wasn't the point, it's the 'let's put on some make up so no one can see I'm wearing make up' and spending more than 1 dollar to hair products, polishing your nails, being worried about the shape of your knee, that type of stuff makes you a non-man, and you don't want that, even if chicks say they'd sleep with you otherwise. They wouldn't. In fact, they lie so you would suffer pain. And still wouldn't put out. It's just a tease to make you PAY.

[VetLegion]

Interesting post Pekka

I never thought of it that way.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Agathon


I know what sb does to people he meets on teh net, so no.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Interesting post Pekka

I never thought of it that way.

What Pekka said is popular common sense. How backwards can Croatia be?

[Saras]

Originally posted by Pekka


It doesn't matter. I don't need hair products. My hair is fine. Hey, you don't like it? I can shave my head bold and it still fits me.

Bah! I can shave my head italic!

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Pekka
Az, Zoid, you are in same school I assume. It would explain a lot.. ends with a Z, starts with a Z... oh and it's not only poetic.

You have a dirty mind, Pekka

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Zoid
Todays confession: I had a small homosexual adventure in high scool.

You know

People eat peas their whole life no one comes up and sez your a pea eater

However lick a lollipop and everyone calls you a sucubus for Lollipops

@ Zoid Must be like being a "little" pregnant, eh Zoid?

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Bosh
I'm getting married in 12 days

what

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Spiffor

what

mar·ry1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mr)
v. mar·ried, mar·ry·ing, mar·ries
v. tr.

To join as spouses by exchanging vows.
To take as a spouse.
To give in marriage.
To perform a marriage ceremony for: The rabbi married the couple.
To obtain by marriage: marry money.
Nautical. To join (two ropes) end to end by interweaving their strands.
To unite in a close, usually permanent way: “His material marries the domestic and the exotic” (Clifton Fadiman).

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by Spiffor

what

I should think it should be "who?"... I hope.



And... I'm smarter than I appear.

[Addled Platypus]

I drove drunk way to many times as a teenager

I smoked pot once, then found out later "my friend" laced it with hash (lost 2 days).

Have not done either in decades

[Drake Tungsten]

Here's my confession: This is the first time I've ever laughed at a PH post.