Star Wars- Everything you want and don't want to know

[Provost Harrison]

Re: Star Wars- Everything you want and don't want to know

Originally posted by _BuRjaCi_
With the mirical of modern wierles technology I am back sonner than expected .I just came here to open a thread in the off-topic section on the theme of Star Wars wich I am sure you are already at least superficialy familiar with.

This thread is here for any continuity questions a big time fan might have a serious phylosophical talk about the deper nuanses of the story or to just see wich action sequences are the people's favorite.

So if you don't even know what Star Wars is... you are still welcome.

No troling,spamin or ranting here please.

So what is your excuse for the shocking spelling? Any relation to CharlesBHoff perhaps? Or perhaps you are one and the same?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Asher
Star Wars: hours of my life that would've been more enjoyably spent stabbing out my eyes with rotten penises.

Big fan then?

[Whaleboy]

I prefered the love scenes between the kid and the chick.

Freudian slip? Methinks we have found an explanation for you!

[Dis]

is this a spambot thread?

[Vince278]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
Unanswered questions about Episode 1, TPM

1. Why is it that theres a majority in the Galactic Senate to vote out Chancellor Valorem, but not to send relief to Naboo??

It was a sign of their decay, kind of like the Roman Empire. They just wanted to see blood. It didn't matter if the Chancellor or Naboo did the bleeding.

Originally posted by lord of the mark
4. The TF has a legal right to blockade planets over disputes? This is one helluva Republic, no?

Reminds me of the old British Empire.

Originally posted by lord of the mark
5. So like Jedi knights dont carry even small change in alternate currencies with them, even when traveling near the outer rim? Like "be prepared" isnt part of the Jedi code, is it?

[JediMindTrick] "We don't need any currency" [/JediMindTrick]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
12 - so did like a spirit appear to Shmi and tell her what was going on when she became preggers? Or did she just shrug, and say, oh well, stuff like this just happens, even to good girls?

How biblical.

[Dis]

so here's a drunken question.

Did Luke really want to do his sister?

[Robert]

Is it true that this is the best dialog in any film ever made:

Anakin / Obi Wan surfing on the lava in E3:
Obi Wan: "The Sith are evil"
Anakin: "in my opinion the jedi are evil"

Man, that was REALLY funny!
Imagine you're fighting for life or death while surfing on pure hot lava, and then you say stuff like "In my opinion....." buwhahahahah

I liked E3 btw, so it's not as if I hate starwars

[Silver14]

Did Luke really want to do Han would be a bit more of a drunken question.

Given that Starwars is George Lucas' brain child and deep down I'm betting he's a bit of a perv, I'd say Luke probably would want to do his sister.

[Dis]

Han is interesting. I'm willing to bet he'd go for 3-way. He's that kind of guy.

[Daz]

Best scene:

Seeng the star cruiser (or whatever it's called) fly by at close range. That was awesome....

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Vince278

It was a sign of their decay, kind of like the Roman Empire. They just wanted to see blood. It didn't matter if the Chancellor or Naboo did the bleeding.

They want to see Naboo bleed? I thought they dismissed the old chancellor for letting things get to this point.

reminds me of the old British Empire.

Delegating power to a trading company over the natives is one thing. Naboo is a member planet of the republic, with representation in the Senate. This would be like giving the East India Company the right to send its soldiers to Yorkshire.




How biblical.

yeah, but in the NT, at least somebody tells Mary whats going on (IIUC). Here shmi just gets pregnant. Doesnt it strike her as odd?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by lord of the mark


yeah, but in the NT, at least somebody tells Mary whats going on (IIUC). Here shmi just gets pregnant. Doesnt it strike her as odd?

Remember in ROTS...Palpatine tells Anakin that Darth Plageious could create life using the Force. The theory that Ol' Anakin was created that way has been kicked around on the Warsie sites.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Lonestar

Remember in ROTS...Palpatine tells Anakin that Darth Plageious could create life using the Force. The theory that Ol' Anakin was created that way has been kicked around on the Warsie sites.

im not asking how it happened. Im asking how shmi reacted to it. I mean usually a virgin who concieves is gonna be kinda thrown for a loop, youd think. NT 9or God, depending on your POV) deals with this, IIUC, by having various angels talk to Mary about whats about to happen. Shmi doesnt get any of that. She just concieves one fine day. And then goes about her life as if this is nothing out of the ordinary, until qui gong talks to her about it, as far as we can tell from TPM

[Lonestar]

My personal theory is that she had a one night stand and that was that.

[Wycoff]

The virgin birth of Anakin Skywalker was the single worst idea that Lucas came out with. I think that even he realized it, which is why you never hear it mentioned after TPM.