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  • #16
    If your room only has a couple of desks and some bookshelves....then yes, calling it your office would be fine.

    Now if it was your dorm room where you actually live/slept...calling it your office would be rather pompous in my opinion.
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    • #17
      Call it the jungle room.



      The bathroom is reserved as "The Office". At least that's what the Fonz says.
      I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Wittlich
        If your room only has a couple of desks and some bookshelves....then yes, calling it your office would be fine.

        Now if it was your dorm room where you actually live/slept...calling it your office would be rather pompous in my opinion.
        I refer to the place where I live as "my appartment".
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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        • #19
          The Sh@g Shack
          The Operating Room
          The Penthouse
          The Love Nest
          The Castle
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          • #20
            Shangri La
            The rump room
            What?

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            • #21
              Let me get this straight. You finally got your own pad, and you want to call it your office?
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              • #22
                "You are one of the cheerleaders for this wasting of time and the wasting of lives. Do you feel any remorse for having contributed to this "culture of death?" Of course not. Hey, let's all play MORE games, and ignore all the really productive things to do with our lives.
                Let's pretend to be shocked that a gamer might descend into deeper depression, as his gamer "buds," knowing he was killing himself, couldn't figure out how to call 911 themselves for him. That would have involved leaving their computers I guess."

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                • #23
                  Call it "my designated work area", that way you won't come off as pompous but more of a weird disciplinarian. Chicks like mysterious men.
                  It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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                  • #24
                    n your case, you should probably call it your fortress of solitude.
                    Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
                      Nah, refer to it as "Broom Closet 1A" but then deck it out like a secret meeting room for a secret, world controlling society.

                      Overstuffed leather couches, velvet wallpaper, some brandy snifters, you'd be all set.

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                      • #26
                        masturbation mansion should be more accurate if you have a nice fast connection there.

                        But then again, considering that is your job, you just might as well call it the office. I suggest "The Office aka masturbation mansion. See, that was pretty easy.
                        In da butt.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Pompous ass advice

                          Originally posted by Last Conformist
                          I got a room of my own at uni. Should I start refering to it as "my office"?
                          Not just a pompous ass. The ass of all asses.

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                          • #28


                            your dream woman Sloww?
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Think of the children Sloww!

                              Just think how much money went to feed that thing into what it has become. Poor people in Africa pray for her to burn in hell. And then she's showing it off like hey look, I have the biggest ass in the world, isn't that great? ..

                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                              • #30
                                Get sucked in that and they'd never find you.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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