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    I got a room of my own at uni. Should I start refering to it as "my office"?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    Call it "my banana storage"
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    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

  • #2
    Call it your "chick magnet"
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Japher
      Call it your "chick magnet"
      I'm afraid that won't work, since I declared myself a chick magnet a couple days ago (after a bunch of chicks accreted to my table in the cafeteria).

      "Oral Office", perhaps?
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #4
        Is it full of mops, brooms and used condoms?
        What?

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        • #5
          It's got two desks, couple computers, and bookshelves filled with whatever the previous occupant left there, including a mug that says "navigare vivere est". Plus, now, bunch of my stuff.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #6
            Nah, refer to it as "Broom Closet 1A" but then deck it out like a secret meeting room for a secret, world controlling society.

            Overstuffed leather couches, velvet wallpaper, some brandy snifters, you'd be all set.

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            • #7
              "Room of Requirement"
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                The love shack
                What?

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                • #9
                  Call it your "unit"
                  <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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                  • #10
                    In your case, you should probably call it your fortress of solitude.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      burn!!!!!!

                      attack the post not the posters
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        Office of course. Where else could you have office sex?
                        Blah

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                        • #13
                          Call it the pimp pad or the ladies' lounge.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BeBro
                            Office of course. Where else could you have office sex?
                            I think I need to get a madrass there.
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #15
                              Lambeau field.
                              What?

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