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DEATH TO THE MONSTER
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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What, can't all of you regrow lost limbs and such? My respect for your species is fallingExult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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He looks like a
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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No no,
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How does evolution go backwards... the human race is a perfect example of a speces trying to go backwardsOriginally posted by OzzyKP
It's freaky looking. The website said that this critter is a "backwards step in evolution" how does that make any sense? How does evolution work in reverse?
With whats going on in the world, makes you wonder why we came down from the trees (or even left the primordial ooze) to begin with"the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
"Every now and again, declare peace. it confuses the hell out of your enemies."Comment
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Current theory is that we left the trees because of increasing competition from chimps in the shrinking tropical forests at the time.Originally posted by atomant
With whats going on in the world, makes you wonder why we came down from the trees (or even left the primordial ooze) to begin withWhy can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Is it poisonous?"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Originally posted by Arrian
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.Comment
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The important question is, how does it go with a Chardonnay?Comment
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It goes better with tequila.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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you mean like the dead worm in it?I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloomComment
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I read that if you gave an axolotl Thyroxin hormone it will metamorphosize into an "adult" body.Comment
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I see Axolotl and I think Borges. Quite trippy poetry.If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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Scientist: We're dealing with a unique lifeform, we can't destroy it!Originally posted by Arrian
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
1st Marine: Bull**** we can't destroy it.
2nd Marine: Yeah, watch us.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Originally posted by Winston
The important question is, how does it go with a Chardonnay?
What?Comment
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