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  • #16
    'Buy' every penny in north america and cripple the american economy.
    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

    Do It Ourselves

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    • #17
      Buy a round of Poly Plus Memberships
      Monkey!!!

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      • #18
        It depends:

        If you have more common tastes-- beer and hookers should be fine-- If you prefer mid-range,it would be alcohol and prositutes whereas if you are accustomed to luxury, only the finest wine and escorts will do
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Flubber
          It depends:

          If you have more common tastes-- beer and hookers should be fine-- If you prefer mid-range,it would be alcohol and prositutes whereas if you are accustomed to luxury, only the finest wine and escorts will do
          I was wondering what the difference was between Option #1 and #2. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #20
            Ok, let me rephrase it:

            "Buy land, they quit making it for the comon people."

            Land and or Homes is the best investment. Property values will always go up (until the "bubble" bursts in some places) + you get a cool place to live or make more money while doing it!

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            • #21
              Lifetime ApolytonPLUS Membership

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              • #22
                I was surprised charity was equal leader until I saw everyone telling me to give the money to them

                (except OzzyKP who appears to be supporting a real charity)
                "You are one of the cheerleaders for this wasting of time and the wasting of lives. Do you feel any remorse for having contributed to this "culture of death?" Of course not. Hey, let's all play MORE games, and ignore all the really productive things to do with our lives.
                Let's pretend to be shocked that a gamer might descend into deeper depression, as his gamer "buds," knowing he was killing himself, couldn't figure out how to call 911 themselves for him. That would have involved leaving their computers I guess."


                - Jack Thompson

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                • #23
                  The Socialist Party of Florida could use a donation.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Just send me a cheque addressed to my favourite charity, Charitable Assistance for the Sick and Housebound. Just put C.A.S.H. for short
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #25
                      Tell us the difference between a five and 5000 dollar hooker...
                      "the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
                      "Every now and again, declare peace. it confuses the hell out of your enemies."

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                      • #26
                        Two words, veneral diseases
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          Send the money to the Human Fund.
                          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                            That's not true. They still make quite a bit of it in the Netherlands and also in Japan I believe.
                            Japan built an airport on an artificial island, but the last I heard, it's sinking.

                            Qutar has also built arificial land...and is selling it to rich people.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Zkribbler
                              Japan built an airport on an artificial island, but the last I heard, it's sinking.
                              Because the site is built upon compacted fill, it suffers from subsidence, sinking 2-4 cm per year.
                              "You are one of the cheerleaders for this wasting of time and the wasting of lives. Do you feel any remorse for having contributed to this "culture of death?" Of course not. Hey, let's all play MORE games, and ignore all the really productive things to do with our lives.
                              Let's pretend to be shocked that a gamer might descend into deeper depression, as his gamer "buds," knowing he was killing himself, couldn't figure out how to call 911 themselves for him. That would have involved leaving their computers I guess."


                              - Jack Thompson

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                                Two words, veneral diseases
                                In the lifesize chocolate bush statue?

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