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  • I have a pile of money, what should I do?

    Now accepting suggestions...

    This pile is of undefined but not infinite size, be creative
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    Booze and Prostitutes
    14.58%
    7
    Alcohol and Hookers
    6.25%
    3
    Wine and Escorts
    10.42%
    5
    House/Car/Generic Item #3
    4.17%
    2
    Lifetime ApolytonPLUS
    12.50%
    6
    Fund an Offshore Spamming Facility
    8.33%
    4
    Buy More Money
    18.75%
    9
    Bank
    8.33%
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    Charity
    10.42%
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    Lifesize Chocolate Bush Statue
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    Other! (State Below)
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    "You are one of the cheerleaders for this wasting of time and the wasting of lives. Do you feel any remorse for having contributed to this "culture of death?" Of course not. Hey, let's all play MORE games, and ignore all the really productive things to do with our lives.
    Let's pretend to be shocked that a gamer might descend into deeper depression, as his gamer "buds," knowing he was killing himself, couldn't figure out how to call 911 themselves for him. That would have involved leaving their computers I guess."


    - Jack Thompson

  • #2
    Buy people SONY PSPs.

    Oh, wait, we can already get them for FREE!
    worth a try - I think - anyone else tried this before?

    Oh well, I guess you will just have to spend the money on yourself.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #3
      Burn some US dollars, it could cope with added rarity
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • #4
        get a very expensive hooker and tape everything
        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

        Asher on molly bloom

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        • #5
          No banana option? Buy bananas!
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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          • #6
            Re: I have a pile of money, what should I do?

            Originally posted by Axxaer
            Now accepting suggestions...

            This pile is of undefined but not infinite size, be creative
            Charity.


            Let me relieve you, of the burden of your coins.
            I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Skanky Burns
              Buy people SONY PSPs.

              Oh, wait, we can already get them for FREE!
              worth a try - I think - anyone else tried this before?

              Oh well, I guess you will just have to spend the money on yourself.
              It's funny actually...if we all organize ourselves enough, we could probably do it such that everyone involved gets a Sony PSP for free. Just a thought...
              Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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              • #8
                Charity! I have a perfect one in mind:



                We accept all major credit cards.
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                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: I have a pile of money, what should I do?

                  Originally posted by Thrawn05
                  Charity.


                  Let me relieve you, of the burden of your coins.
                  QFT. Give it to me, I need teh money
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10
                    Send your money to me, I will invest it for you.
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      House/Land

                      "Buy land. They quit making it."
                      Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                      '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                      • #12
                        That's not true. They still make quite a bit of it in the Netherlands and also in Japan I believe.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                          That's not true. They still make quite a bit of it in the Netherlands and also in Japan I believe.
                          And don't forget Dubai!



                          "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                          "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                          "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                          • #14
                            And let's not forget about Sealand.



                            All in all, another urban myth debunked.
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                            • #15
                              No travelling option

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