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What I really love about these scams is when they claim things like $42,000 in 4 weeks. In one dollar bills. That's 1,400 letters a day 
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Yarrrr Now I can have my free mexican dancers....
I CALL YOU RIGHT NOW!
I want to start a mexican boys band!!! And ready to kick american music industry... with a mexican boyband!!
I'm so excited... If Black Eyes Peas are said to be creative and musically clever, and succeed to be second at the Billboard... I'm going to make a tons of $$$$!
Thanks again,
CrONoS_QC
" My humps, my humps... I'm going to make a tons of money, my humps"
Originally posted by Sava
sure it's legal, you ever listen to the radio around Chicago? there are commercials exactly like this on all the time!!!
I've heard so many of them that I have taken the best parts and made my own.
They use most of the same buzz words.
LUCRATIVE OPPORTUNITY
SIX FIGURE INCOME
WORK FROM HOME
GET RID OF THE BOSS
LUXURY CAR
although I added the Mexican immigrant part, I figured that's what middle class white people want, mexican immigrants working for themblehComment
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I heard another hilarious commercial yesterday, it was like this:
THE ONLY THING HOLDING YOU BACK IS YOUR INABILITY TO FIND GOOD SALES LEADS:
translation: your inability to find stupid ****ing morons that you can scam for their money
CALL NOW FOR OUR FREE SALES LIST AND GAIN ACCESS TO OUR CUSTOMER BASE!!!
translation: we'll give you a list of people you might be able to scam, but in reality, we're really scamming you, and adding you to a list which we will then sell to some other dumb**** just like you
SO CALL NOW FOR OUR FREE SALES LIST... IT'S JUST $19.99
translation: you probably get a small list for $20, and you maybe make one sale, which means you will keep going back for more, getting assraped...
scammers
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Hmmm... good question...Originally posted by Spiffor
Who the f in Apolyton fell for it, and created a DL to copypaste that letter here?
Originally posted by Ecthy
Dis should knock on #4's door.
Originally posted by makinthosebills
I WAS GOING TO, BUT why not other people want money too, besides its only $6, im a nice person
Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
'92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 HarrisComment
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Is it ok if I send a dog turd to each of those addresses?
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if I really cared, I'd look that up in the phone book and see if that's an actual street name. It's not a major street, but could be a residential street. Though it looks like a chicks name, it might be worth it.Originally posted by Ecthy
Dis should knock on #4's door.
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That address does exist, according to MapQuest.
I'm kinda bored..."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Well, how does she look ? Is it worth while for Dis to make a pass ?With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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it takes more than 3 hours to get from Boston to Las Vegas
I'll let you know tomorrow"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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it doesn't take much for me to make a pass.Originally posted by BlackCat
Well, how does she look ? Is it worth while for Dis to make a pass ?
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I think the Post Office would get pissed if one person suddenly started getting thousands of letters every day...What I really love about these scams is when they claim things like $42,000 in 4 weeks. In one dollar bills. That's 1,400 letters a day .meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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According to intelius.com there are 2 people living there. One 54 and another 44 years old. Maybe not quite then...Comment
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Originally posted by Mercator
intelius.com
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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they seem to be the only one without a pool.Comment
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