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    Insurance underwriter trips over stack of accident claim forms, then sues employer.
    I am not sure if this is irony, poetic justice, or what.
    Last edited by Lefty Scaevola; January 27, 2006, 15:16.
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    Though you got my name wrong .
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      That's not nearly as good as one of the work-comp claims I saw a few years back (don't handle WC, but we had the underwriting file). A worker sat down on a large cardboard box, and his weight crushed it down... and pinched his nuts. "Bruised testicle."

      -Arrian
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      • #4
        Re: Imran's first case.

        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            Though you got my name wrong.
            Headline: Imran files suit for false light. libel and intentional infliction of emotional damages.

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            • #7
              If I were intentionally inflicting emomtional damage, the target would be a drooling basket case by now.
              Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
              Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
              "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
              From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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              • #8
                Ah ha!!!!! J'accuse!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                  If I were intentionally inflicting emomtional damage, the target would be a drooling basket case by now.
                  More likely result would be you with a bruised testicle.
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                  • #10
                    I just want to know if he actually used those same forms to file his claim on...
                    "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                    "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
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