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Insurance underwriter trips over stack of accident claim forms, then sues employer.
I am not sure if this is irony, poetic justice, or what.
I am not sure if this is irony, poetic justice, or what.
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Last edited by Lefty Scaevola; January 27, 2006, 15:16.Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
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Though you got my name wrong
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That's not nearly as good as one of the work-comp claims I saw a few years back (don't handle WC, but we had the underwriting file). A worker sat down on a large cardboard box, and his weight crushed it down... and pinched his nuts. "Bruised testicle."
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Re: Imran's first case.
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Insurance underwriter trips over stack of accident claim forms, then sues employer.
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"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Headline: Imran files suit for false light. libel and intentional infliction of emotional damages.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Though you got my name wrong.
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If I were intentionally inflicting emomtional damage, the target would be a drooling basket case by now.Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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Ah ha!!!!! J'accuse!!
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More likely result would be you with a bruised testicle.Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
If I were intentionally inflicting emomtional damage, the target would be a drooling basket case by now.
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I just want to know if he actually used those same forms to file his claim on..."Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
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