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I've seen your kitchen Prov, and its all prole.
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One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry. -
Belgians are known for:
- their extreme strength
- compromise, negotiation and common sense
- their intelligence and amazing working ability
- chocolates, waffles, French fries (which they invented, contrary to the name), and beer.
Oh so correct. We are ubermenschen, really.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I've seen Belgium...you're not all that
Dauphin:
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Google does not lie.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Belgium is a dirty country full of dirty people (plus a few recent immigrants).Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Turks are known for hospitality and using weapons? Boy, don't those two go together just great?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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They'll kill you, but in a nice way
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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You should see them, they carve the turkey for their guests with their saracen sword.Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Turks are known for hospitality and using weapons? Boy, don't those two go together just great?
(Not an intentional pun)One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Don't lie, that was completely meant
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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When I first saw the headline 'Bird Flu Found in Turkey', my initial thought is 'Well not surprising, turkey is a bird after all'
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Those people from your country?Originally posted by Last Conformist
(plus a few recent immigrants).DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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No, those guys called Ali and Muhammad.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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also:Originally posted by Colon
Belgians are known for:
- their extreme strength
- compromise, negotiation and common sense
- their intelligence and amazing working ability
- chocolates, waffles, French fries (which they invented, contrary to the name), and beer.
Oh so correct. We are ubermenschen, really.
The Belgians are known for their anti-Semitism
Belgians are known for their intelligence and amazing working ability
Belgians are also known for building their own houses (the local expression is "born with a brick in the belly"). (=> that one's actually true
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..."An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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I cannot respect any system that does not at leats mention "hockey dominance" as something Canada is known for.
On the flip side, they could also throw in "weak military"You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Damn stright. Get a bike!Originally posted by Japher
yeah, walking sucks
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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