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    So how was your new years day??
    This is how our new years day went.
    After I wake up, after noon i should say, from all the partying the previus evening, i tell tuber we need to go to the store to get dinner i was gonna cook later that night. So we go on our merry way to the store only to find that the higway to the store is blocked off. OUt of our driveway which happens to be the access rd to the hi way we see like 7 cops. we are perplexed thinking dam this new have your car impounded if you dont have insurance law is way in effect. well in our little citty of less then 15000 people and we have an afb in our back yard, we soon realize that the whole cop force is in effect and most on overtime . Even cops from the neigh bor towns are in full force at the american tax payers dollar. Why?? Come to find out after turning around and finding an aletenate route to the store that George the Bush man has closed the hi way for his convoy to get from one hospital down the rd from us, too the afb in my backyard. Now mind you this hi way is a loop that goes around the city, the access rds are the only way around this hiway and they lead right on to the hi way no way around it. You have to get on or wait the traffic stops, and by now ur waiting for the idiot president and his convoy to pass you by in which case you have to wait 1 hour to get on or off this already said hi way.
    I say what the hell is the president holding up traffic for and what the **** is he doing in universal city texas? Why not put him in a car like they drive in the hoods?? Fer sure nobody would expect him to be driving in a 1990 honda civic with a loud muffler and no seal on the door. Guess its better to charge the tax payers lots of dough to block traffic so a fleet of idiots can take charge of the freeway is a better idea that way we all know where are tax dollars are going
    When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
    "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
    Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

  • #2
    /me narrows eyes ridiculously tight to see what this is about

    Yep, in 2006 Mrs. Tuberski is still the uncontested hardest-to-read poster on this board.

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    • #3
      Re: Another UFO sighting

      Summary: Bush is bad.
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      • #4
        How do they handle this kind of thing in DC? Certainly they can't stop traffic every time the President goes somewhere.

        Does the President even drive once during his term? I'm sure he could get a chauffeur if he wanted, but is one required? (For safety or whatever reason...some Presidents are bad enough at steering the country, we definitely dont want them behind the wheel )
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #5
          Remember Clinton getting a haircut at LAX? Weren't planes stuck in holding patterns? I'm sure he didn't know and I'm sure Bush does know about this but people are trying to kill him (I assume he's a big target for AQ et al) so whats he supposed to do? The potential assassins seem to like car bombs so allowing regular traffic would be unwise.

          Sorry for the inconvenience, but we all must sacrifice for the war effort

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          • #6
            Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and the bed was pushed up against the wall.

            Why didn't he use a helicopter?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              lol he had it waiting at rafb man trying to figure out wht he didnt use it to land at bamc
              would have saved alot of traffic headaches and aggrevation of a hangover
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
              "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and the bed was pushed up against the wall.

                Why didn't he use a helicopter?

                No i woke up on the right side... Cant say fer sure i fell asleep on the right side, but the side was there so He had the airforce one waiting at randolph afb i still think if ya put him in a hood car nobody would know it is gw... Then his driver can hit the nitrous if enemies, i mean citizens, approach
                When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                • #9
                  I think he should have done a Dukakis and driven a tank.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    I had the misfortune once to need to use a freeway that Gore's motorcade was using. I don't think politicians would let their security block off major roads if they realized how many people they pissed off so much.

                    Bottom line: That's our f**ping road! Our f**ping tax dollars paid of it! And these bozos work for us!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      * Winston narrows eyes ridiculously tight to see what this is about

                      Yep, in 2006 Mrs. Tuberski is still the uncontested hardest-to-read poster on this board.
                      oh mr president I dont know how to respond!! I gotta love ya winston.. Just be glad you aint married to me.. I am sorry I know what i want to say but most of the time it seems i suck at it
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        I had the misfortune once to need to use a freeway that Gore's motorcade was using. I don't think politicians would let their security block off major roads if they realized how many people they pissed off so much.

                        Bottom line: That's our f**ping road! Our f**ping tax dollars paid of it! And these bozos work for us!!
                        Hmmm, I don't think they do that stuff around here.
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                        • #13
                          To tell the turth I saw all the cops out in this town and thought, "Wow, that new car insuarance law has really brought out the fuzz."

                          New law is that, if you don't have insurance, the car is impounded.

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            traffic is stopped in DC quite often

                            JM
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                            • #15
                              You should invest in an Abrams tank. When you drive a tank, people get out of your way.

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