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  • #31

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    • #32
      Pekka, kudos to you. And definitely listen to Mister JRabbit here - those are good solid advice for any dating situations.

      Definitely don't bring up your past dating experiences. If she wants to talk about her dating experiences, ok, but I'd recommend avoid staying on the subject too long. You don't want to become in her eye this sensitive sweet guy whose friendship she cherish too much. It sounds like you're doing alright anyway - like someone told me once if you want a girl to look at you as a potential boyfriend, act like one. Sounds like you are doing that what with those kissing
      Who is Barinthus?

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      • #33
        Yes yes. No worries. It doesn't matter what we talk about, since we've known each other, plus she knows some of my past girl things, so she knows I'm a butt ring.

        BUT of course I'm not like that anymore, I respect ladies more than dogs these days.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Pekka
          ...I respect ladies more than dogs these days.
          Now there's a quality no woman could resist. I had no idea you'd gone so soft and liberal, Pekka.
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #35
            that's one step up I guess.
            Who is Barinthus?

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            • #36
              "Now there's a quality no woman could resist."

              Exactly. See me harvesting.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #37
                And it was the TRUTH that SC laid down. I just got a text message and looks like I have to leave you gentlemen for a while.

                I'm actually totally scrambling now. We were supposed to do something day over tomorrow. Now, she sends me SMS message, asking if I want to come over? wtf.. Does this mean sexy time? Is this good time for sexy time? We've known each other for long but.. I might not feel it right now... unless she has some nice lingerie of course.

                We'll see! I go there expecting to .. have a cup of coffee or watch a movie and not intimate times in mind. This way I won't be trying the wrong thing and everything is a bonus.

                Ta-ta.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #38
                  So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                  Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                  • #39
                    It means she wants to get boned.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      bones
                      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                      Asher on molly bloom

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        It means she wants to get boned.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #42
                          what a night of teenagers! Damn it it's embarrasing. It was one of them 'hmm let me grab one of those, yeah nice, no wait my arm is twisting bad.. oh that's better.. wait, my shirt is strangling me, ouch! hmm look there's something interesting on tv..'

                          *30 minutes later*

                          'So... what you wanna do?' 'ermm I don't know I guess?'

                          I have met my worth! I was even a bit nervous, that's how great she is. And she was nerovus too, but we know I'm great so that's not news.

                          Then, as you know, I thrive from uncomfortable situations. I think I have a fetish for them. No seriously. I mean, I wanted to prolong the 'status ?' as long as possible, because it made me really excited.

                          Well boys and girls, I have to quit reporting about this side of me life, because it's getting rather naughty.

                          Thanks for watching though.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #43
                            was it a win, tie, or loss?

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                              SC
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #45
                                Definitely a tie, or win.
                                In da butt.
                                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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