Guess who has a date tonight

[Barinthus]

next time she asks u what do u wanna do - move in, whisper something silly yet cute or flirtly - she might either tickle you or kiss you

[Gibsie]

congrats on your success. It fills me with hope for my date tomorrow night, which is sounding similar even before the event, as the girl I'm going out with just recently got horribly dumped by her ex. If she wants to use me for a boost to her own self-esteem, well, I'm not going to complain

[Pekka]

Barinthus, NOOOOOOOO! I'm a man ffs... I clog toilets and drag women from their hair to my cave.

Gibsie, best of luck to you, these things work out in cycles, just like celebrity deaths, so I'd say you have good chances..

[Pekka]

Also this one is for head doctors. I had a dream last night, that the girl I'm seeing died. It was a horrible dream.

We were at this party, and all our friends were there too, and suddenly she collapsed and was having a seizure of some kind and I try to figure out what's wrong. She's burning hot and someone says 'she took two hits of E' and I'm like damn, she's burning and out of it, we need an ambulance and I shout 'someone call an ambulance!!' because there were people watching what happens, then no one calls it.

So I'm like wtf, help me, call an ambulance. Somehow I knew she was dead. Then, my friends gathered around and were a bit concerned and her brother (also my friend) came and I said we need an ambulance right now or she's gone but he was like forget about it, she'll come around. I'm like no she won't, I knew she was already dead.

I tried to comfort and play like I knew what was going on so she wouldn't be so scared, tried to wipe her with wet towel and poor some water on her, but no one would do anything, they'd just leave one by one, no one even called the ambulance. So I lift her up and carry her outside, so it wouldn't be so hot, but no one would stop and help me.

Then suddenly she got cold, so I tried to warm her up, then burning hot agian so I tried to cool her down, but no one would help. This seemed to be going on forever and I tried my best but couldn't save her.

What a dream. I still feel little bad about the dream. What do you think this means? The dream that is. I thin it's quite interesting.

[Illur]

you are worried about your future relationship
trust me, i'm a witch doctor

[Datajack Franit]

where did you say you dump her body?

[Pekka]

Franit, now that's ironic, isn't it?

Worried, I don't worry, I just do.

But I would like to know why no one helped me save her life.

[Datajack Franit]

dreams are dreams. creative persons have creative dreams. a friend of mine dreamed about a bird eating his fingers, while for revenge he swallows the whole bird alive. and I dreamed of turning people into salt statues and putting them into coffins (but was caught)

[Gibsie]

Golly gosh, four hours to go until a date with a hot girl and I'm still in bed. This can't be good...

[Az]

Good going, pekka. As for the dream, I think something bothers you. They say bad dreams are a sign of problems the brain cannot solve. It doesn't have anything to do with the girl, though. As for you dreaming about her in general, I think you're getting all soft and pink on the inside.

[Ecthy]

So first you shagged, then you didn't know what to do? Hmm...

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Ecthy
So first you shagged, then you didn't know what to do? Hmm...

You know - virgins, they are a little unsecure

[Ecthy]

Yeah, it always makes for a laugh when Pekka attempts at showing off his success despite being a lousy beginner in so many fields. He should get out more and... well, get some help. Of course this lady thing will give him some ego boost so no mental help for Pek for another year or so.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Pekka
what a night of teenagers! Damn it it's embarrasing. It was one of them 'hmm let me grab one of those, yeah nice, no wait my arm is twisting bad.. oh that's better.. wait, my shirt is strangling me, ouch! hmm look there's something interesting on tv..'

*30 minutes later*

'So... what you wanna do?' 'ermm I don't know I guess?'

So you stopped intimate times to watch a 30 minute TV show !!!

[Ecthy]