Guess it's wake-up time wrt my atrocious diet and lifestyle.
Yep I finally called 911 and was taken in for what I found out were kidney stones.
Currently flyin' the friendly skies with the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers. The doc/pusher hit me up with some Oxy (percocet)and Keteradol. Ketaradol ****s up your guts bad.
This was a pain like no other. I'm fairly resistant to pain. I've broken my wrist, fell into a barbecue pit, and been kicked hard by a Belgian draft horse and it was nothing. Fun times compared to this. There is no comfortable position, nothing to take your mind off it, I was hollering like a little *****. And in a week, I get urology tests back with two pleasant choices: 1 a big stone with a rather unpleasant procedure to remove it 2 a little stone with all the phun of phassing it myself.
Adults should not drink milk seems to be the lesson. I am a huge milk drinker and not terribly active, two factors that combined to **** me as hard as Anne Coulter likes it and in the same place.
Modern hospitals are not phun. Screaming kids, bedwetting elderly, and most phun of all, having to argue with the male nurse to get more drugs (three times) when you have what the Merck medical book describes as 'one of mans most agonzing conditions'. Finally after I kept screaming at them they broke out the Morphine to shut me up. I was in SuperHappyFunTime so quit complaining for the rest of the time.
Kidney stones: The Gift that Keeps On Giving.
Yep I finally called 911 and was taken in for what I found out were kidney stones.
Currently flyin' the friendly skies with the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers. The doc/pusher hit me up with some Oxy (percocet)and Keteradol. Ketaradol ****s up your guts bad.
This was a pain like no other. I'm fairly resistant to pain. I've broken my wrist, fell into a barbecue pit, and been kicked hard by a Belgian draft horse and it was nothing. Fun times compared to this. There is no comfortable position, nothing to take your mind off it, I was hollering like a little *****. And in a week, I get urology tests back with two pleasant choices: 1 a big stone with a rather unpleasant procedure to remove it 2 a little stone with all the phun of phassing it myself.
Adults should not drink milk seems to be the lesson. I am a huge milk drinker and not terribly active, two factors that combined to **** me as hard as Anne Coulter likes it and in the same place.
Modern hospitals are not phun. Screaming kids, bedwetting elderly, and most phun of all, having to argue with the male nurse to get more drugs (three times) when you have what the Merck medical book describes as 'one of mans most agonzing conditions'. Finally after I kept screaming at them they broke out the Morphine to shut me up. I was in SuperHappyFunTime so quit complaining for the rest of the time.
Kidney stones: The Gift that Keeps On Giving.
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