NHL Fantasy League - Game On - Episode V

[Asher]

Originally posted by notyoueither
You're an *******. You practice being one. Why so defensive about it being pointed out?

We really do need a crying smilie on this site.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Asher

Hockey is a man's game, if you want to cry every time somebody points and laughs at your team, maybe you shouldn't talk with people who know how bad Edmonton is as a team.

Hockey is not a gentleman's game where you tip your hat and say "jolly good show" after your team loses 8-0.

You're the ******* using Oiler wins to brag over a team from BC, *******.

I'm telling you to step off, cause I don't want no part of you being an *******.

And no, child, you are in no position to describe what a man's game is or is not. First you'll have to grow up, and be a man.

[Asher]

nye, if somebody makes a "yo mama" joke to you, do you quietly sulk in the corner and call the person an "*******", or do you say a bad "yo mama" joke back?

When will you get it?

Part of sociability is knowing when to play along. That's something you have no concept of, you take this all so seriously and get upset far too easily.

Everyone knows it is the job of Edmontonians to constantly bash the Flames and the job of Calgarians to constantly bash the Oilers. It's just our thing. Stop crying about it and start throwing some mud!

[notyoueither]

A better question whould be when will you get it, and stop being an ******* who discourages others from participating?

If the Flames win, can't you for once handle it with a drop of class?

[Asher]

Originally posted by notyoueither
You're the ******* using Oiler wins to brag over a team from BC, *******.

Precisely! And then you use the wins from the division to brag about teams from the other divisions! And then you use the wins from the conference to brag about teams from the other conference!

I can see the lightbulb !

[notyoueither]

I can bash Calgary, and the Stamps, and the Flames with the best of them. Problem is, dear, the rest of the people grow tired of reading about Asher and nye bashing the Oilers and the Flames.

Relax, dear. The universe will unfold according to plan. There is no need to be a tool over the situation.

[Asher]

Originally posted by notyoueither
A better question whould be when will you get it, and stop being an ******* who discourages others from participating?

If the Flames win, can't you for once handle it with a drop of class?

When the Flames win I celebrate. One team lost, one team won. The team that wins was the better team that night.

When the team is from a city such as Edmonton, with high-and-mighty folks such as yourself that never shut up about "20 years ago, when we had a dynasty..." and even go as far as calling themselves the "City of Champions", they call the ridicule upon themselves.

I don't think calling your city the "City of Champions" is a classy thing to do either, but you guys did it. And you kept it, even after 20 years of being losers.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Asher

Precisely! And then you use the wins from the division to brag about teams from the other divisions! And then you use the wins from the conference to brag about teams from the other conference!

I can see the lightbulb !

That's some serious projection.

[Asher]

Originally posted by notyoueither
I can bash Calgary, and the Stamps, and the Flames with the best of them. Problem is, dear, the rest of the people grow tired of reading about Asher and nye bashing the Oilers and the Flames.

Well that certainly explains your last 40 odd posts of nothing but senseless spam. If you stuck to arguing hockey (which you claim to be able to do, but no one here would know it) instead of trying to come off as some noble savior of gentlemen in a league of brutes, you'd have more fun.

This is a hockey thread, not a golf-clap PGA thread. If you don't like mudslinging between rivals, then don't read it or respond to it.

Stop forcing your morals on other people.

[notyoueither]

OK, Asher. You have shown me the light. Here I go. *Ahem*

**** off, *******.

How's that?

[Asher]

In closing, I will casually point out that if you reviewed the last page, I was talking strictly about hockey again. nye, the gentleman of the group, began personal attacks almost immediately -- ironically, saying I was immature and an *******.

[joncha]

nye for commish

[notyoueither]

BTW, I detect an undercurrent of disrespect for sportsmanship.

Are you that big of an *******, you ****, that you expect everyone else to behave as as a big a lout as you?

If I congratulate my opponents, don't let it fester in your craw, unless you're a crab of some sort. Why is it that someone who exhibits sportsmanship bothers you so much, if your way of stinking up the game is so superior?

In a word, **** off and fester in your hole.

[joncha]

That was seven words.

[KrazyHorse]

More like six and a string of asterixes