What stupid things do you wonder about but are to afraid to admit?

[rah]

I hate the double standard.
If a man is viewed rearranging his package he's being crass.
If a woman is viewed rearranging her upper package it's sexy as hell.

[Capt Dizle]

In my case my legs have no choice but to take whatever space is available. Its a matter of mass.

I don't wait till the car is stopped to pick my nose. I do check all the mirrors first.

I wonder why I no longer have any depth of feeling. Nothing moves me. Nor am so easily bored as I was in years past. I think this is God's way of preparing me for death.

[Japher]

she can rearrange her lower package too, for all I care

another double standard that doesn't make sense:

men walk around topless and it's "ok"
women do it and it's "risque"

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Sometimes I seriously wonder about you people...

Is it lonely up there, on your high horse?

[duke o' york]

Re: What stupid things do you wonder about but are to afraid to admit?

Originally posted by Tiamat

Why is it called a houndstooth jacket? There are no dogs teeth in it that I can see.

The pattern is made up of hounds' teeth (vaguely, although the herringbone pattern is far more pronounced and obviously named).

[Japher]

The pattern is made up of hounds' teeth (vaguely, although the herringbone pattern is far more pronounced and obviously named).

Herringbone Jacket would be very confussing though

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Japher
she can rearrange her lower package too, for all I care

another double standard that doesn't make sense:

men walk around topless and it's "ok"
women do it and it's "risque"

Ever notice how okay and risque... rhyme? Coincidence?

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Japher

Herringbone Jacket would be very confussing though

Almost as much as a naugahyde?

[Arrian]

So when you go to sit down do you have to adjust or rearranage or does the "package" just automatically know where to go?

Typically I don't need to rearrange, but sometimes yeah. It can generally be done w/o reaching in, though... and one CAN try to be discreet. Whether one chooses to bother, otoh, depends on who's around

-Arrian

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Japher
do you cry yourself to sleep at night, knowing what a nerd you are?

Does anybody else cry themselves to sleep at night, in order to taste the sadness?

[Dis]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Sometimes I seriously wonder about you people...

we wonder about you too.

[Dis]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


When, at any time in the stride, there is a moment when neither foot is in contact with the ground.

Malcom in the Middle had a whole episode devoted to this.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Arrian


Typically I don't need to rearrange...

Obviously, Arrian, size does matter.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Dis


Malcom in the Middle had a whole episode devoted to this.

Didn't see it. I did, however, read some stuff about the history of speedwalking as a competitive sport.

Makes for some funny reading.

[Spiffor]

How is a crane built?