Softwood, softwood, softwood

[Kontiki]

Our Frenchmen are hockey players. Tough, dirty bastards they are - not like the namby pamby European French. What are they good at - soccer? Might as well be good at wearing a dress.

[Richelieu]

Figures. Now that hurricane season is over they need wood to start rebuilding.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Our Jews are backed up by Germans.

We've already discussed this; we're 2-0-0 against the Germans. They aren't particularly frightening to us.

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Ran screaming back into upstate New York...

Guess you didn't really want Montreal, right?

Who would?

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Our Jews will destroy your Jews.

We have about 1000 times as many Jews as you.

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


We have about 1000 times as many Jews as you.

I love this link. Check out the Jews in Afghanistan. I wonder who he or she is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_by_country

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Our Jews will destroy your Jews.

a not inconsiderable number of our Jews used to be YOUR Jews.

When I was in elementary school one of my best friends who lived in the same apartment building in Brooklyn had a mom from Montreal. Where I learned about the "eh?" thing.

I doubt she would have helped benedict arnold much, though.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


We have about 1000 times as many Jews as you.

More like 18 times or so.

EDIT: 15 times, according to the wiki link.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
More like 18 times or so.

EDIT: 15 times, according to the wiki link.

I actually looked it up on wikipedia to get the number. It has 6,006,400 Jews in North America (= US + Canada according to a footnote in the chart) and the US has over 6,000,000 Jews. Subtract and divide.

EDIT: oops, moved a zero, it's actually 6,064,000 Jews, so we only have 100x as many

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


I actually looked it up on wikipedia to get the number. It has 6,006,400 Jews in North America (= US + Canada according to a footnote in the chart) and the US has over 6,000,000 Jews. Subtract and divide.

EDIT: oops, moved a zero, it's actually 6,064,000 Jews, so we only have 100x as many

Canada has a couple of hundred thousand Jews, young padiwan. I know that off the top of my head. Anyone care to confirm?

[MORON]

Originally posted by Kontiki


I love this link. Check out the Jews in Afghanistan. I wonder who he or she is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_by_country

only jew in afghanistan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4206909.stm

wiki do provide links you know....

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by lord of the mark



Canada has a couple of hundred thousand Jews, young padiwan. I know that off the top of my head. Anyone care to confirm?

According to this website: 393,660.

[Nordicvs]

We ought to cut off most trade with the States and go elsewhere. They **cking suck. Instead, concentrate on the cool places, like Europe, China, Australia, India, et cetera. Yeah.

Originally posted by MORON

only jew in afghanistan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4206909.stm

wiki do provide links you know....

"He was a very bad man who tried to get me killed," he told the Associated Press news agency, "and now I am the Jew here, I am the boss."

Heh. Baby, he rocks!

[Whoha]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
We'll start handing out letters of marque if you aren't careful.

A few months of privateering and we'll have collected our share.

You'd be pirating foreign vessels, the US doesn't have too much of a merchant fleet.

[Seeker]

We'll hire Somalians to stick-up your cruise ships until you pay up!!